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"It's a little bit runny, this filling inside."

The amount my dentist charges he can go buy his own bloody magazines.

Hmm, I can see a pattern developing here. Ironically, my wife thinks I'm looking at porn right now. I tell her that because it's slightly less embarrassing than discussing recycling old magazines on a motoring forum. ;)

I did put some on fleeBay for a while. All the Porsche ones (Total 911, 911 and Porsche World) and got a grand total of zero bids. I thought about putting the EVOs on individually too, but then a quick scout through other items for sale revealed plenty of others had had the same idea with little...

They're only magazines. And I've read them all. So why does it feel so wrong to take them to the tip? (Sorry, recycling centre.) Fellow hoarders, I need some sympathetic words.

Was the Vulcan supposed to be flying and these stepped up at the last moment?

Summed up what it means to be British for me. Hundreds of people working their ****s off while the rest of us sit on ours and whinge about their efforts. Agree about Charlie's words being the highlight. Much funnier than any of Lenny Henry's. Just one thing though. If they can project those...

"Me so horny. Me love you long time. Four billion dollar."

MILF Class

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Rest assured, if someone does punch his lights out, the Organising Committee have a set of back up lights ready at all times.

I must admit to having something in my eye when I saw it the other night. Of course in reality, the daughter would have scraped the car on the wall on her way out.

The players' car park. Ipswich Town FC.

We had lunch there the other week, following our son's Christening. Not great service, but great fish and chips. (Oh, and watch out proud Merc owners - the car park gets a bit tight when it's busy.)

I'd never heard of Logo Quiz. Downloaded it this afternoon and I've just deleted it - it's infuriating. Not because of all the American companies I've never heard of, rather because of errors like this. (MOCAS, it's probably best if you look away now...)

Have you got kids? Whatever you do, don't get: Talking Tom Elmo's Monster Maker Peppa Pig's Happy Mrs Chicken In fact, if you've got kids, don't even let them know you've got an iPhone.

Sorry, but I think it's in pretty bad taste to be making jokes sassoon.

Despite being mocked at the time, it proved to be one of the highlights of the Chris Bangle years.

Go brush your teeth. The combination of the taste of toothpaste and the knowledge that if I do eat something else I'll have to brush them again before bed is normally enough to stop me grazing.

The team from Hebden Bridge arrive at the All England Cheerleading Finals.