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  1. flying haggis

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    Should suit some of the local populace well...
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    But does the ladies loo have a lock and if so where is the keyhole...
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    Heard that story before and it is the best of British understated humour.
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    And why is it that brightly coloured orange wheelbarrows are never to be found on roads where you can stop easily and grab it??
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    Just thought I’d let everybody know that I passed my paintball exam with flying colours.
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    I've never understood the point in fire blankets. Who's ever been in a fire and thought, "shit, it's a bit chilly in here"
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    What is everyone having for dinner tonight?

    beef brisket done in the slow cooker with jacket potato and carrots
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    Was a purr-elli....
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    I can do it the other way if it helps...................
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    I've just discovered my neighbours cat is the same width as my car's tyre.
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