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  1. d w124

    What a joke

    Would someone really fall for that? 1990 MERCEDES 260E AUTO BLUE - STRAIGHT 6- VERY LOW MILES - CLASSIC- NO RESERVE | eBay Wonder what has he got from vosa to confirm that mileage!!!
  2. markjay

    Soviet-era joke

    Every year, the Commissar would gather the farmers in the Kolhoz and give the farmers a long speech describing how life was good under the Soviet Union. At the end, he would ask if there were any questions, and usually there were none. But one day, Ivan raised his hand and asked: 'If...
  3. M

    Tesco insurance, what a joke!

    My Dad had his Range Rover Vogue set on fire while it was parked outside a friends house at the weekend. The Police said it was the third car in three hours that had been torched, and they had all started from the passenger side front wheel arch. My Dad called his insurance company today...
  4. verytalldave

    Joke de jour

    The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife. They said, "Is this your wife, sir?" Shocked, I answered, " Yes." They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus." I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality." :bannana::bannana...
  5. E CLASS

    Joke Servicing

    £200 cost to do a full service on a Dodge Viper?! http://www.servicingstop.co.uk Get this…in their full service schedule…. "Replace spark plugs if applicable (at extra cost)" Have a go with your car!
  6. Howard

    Started as a joke - but has taken a nice turn.

    XCEL 3-2mm Infiniti Drylock Summer Wetsuit Medium USED on eBay (end time 21-Mar-11 20:03:15 GMT) :D
  7. EDZ649

    This has to be some sort of joke, surely?

    A Collectors' Dream - Mercedes E230 - Art Pioneer on eBay (end time 11-Mar-11 10:04:40 GMT)
  8. M

    Road Angel are a joke

    7 Months ago i purchased a Road Angel Speed camera detector. Anyway the free subscription ran out after 6 months. Straight away i was told by the Road Angel device and by email that the subscription had ran out and i could not update the device with the latest speed camera spots (Road Angel...
  9. P

    Insurance is a JOKE!

    I am just coming up to renewal time, Last years insurance with tesco = £1550. Renewal price = £1700! after a claim and conviction free year! :wallbash: Got a quote from admiral for £600! That'll do me thanks! :bannana: How can the difference be so HUGE! :confused:
  10. EDZ649

    What a joke!

    CAT C pre-facelift E55 for £3000 :eek: 1999 MERCEDES E55 AMG AUTO SILVER on eBay (end time 12-Jan-11 13:19:09 GMT)
  11. R

    This is really not a joke

    Really,this is not a joke Weird behaviour: Woman Who Put Cat In Bin In Coventry Is Identified By RSPCA And Given Police Protection | UK News | Sky News
  12. markjay

    This is NOT a joke.....

    J.D. Salinger PERSONALLY OWNED & USED Toilet Commode - eBay (item 370416967312 end time Sep-04-10 17:06:30 PDT) :eek:
  13. KillerHERTZ

    Snow related joke

    Q) Whats the difference between Snow Men & Snow Women? A)Snow balls :D
  14. d w124

    What a joke

    Have a look at this MALPAS MOTORS : e280 carat duchatelet edition fsh superb Mercedes : MERCEDES BENZ CARAT W124 E280. :)
  15. E

    Joke

    There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, “When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.”...
  16. E

    Joke

    A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock -- it's half-past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So...
  17. mercmanuk

    frog joke

    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is...
  18. Madeira Jon

    Blonde joke from BMW colleagues

    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to ge it started. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished"? The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger"...
  19. mark.t

    joke

    guy got threw out of a swimming baths the other day when the "S" fell off his Speedo's.....
  20. Tan

    Best blond joke you'll ever read!

    Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette...
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