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Just had a letter from the courts this morning saying 'The amount you owe is £195' pay or we will take one of the following actions...... So I ring the court and say what is this for, they say oh well some offense from feb 08 really, I say, why have I not been told before? turns out is for a...

I received a warning letter from the local police yesterday saying that a community partnership volunteer clocked my speed on chobham road as over 30mph and that I wouldnt be prosecuted this time! Now, I remember seeing an elderly man lurking in the bushes on the day in question. He pointed...

I just got a letter from an "Elite Collections International Ltd", which does seem to be a real debt collection agency from what I find online (the Company No. 04989661 checks out with the address on the companies house). Now, the thing that puzzles me is that this is a debt collection for...

That's an alarming title isn't it? Is this for NEW cars? The Parkers guide suggests my tax would be £455 in 2010 for +300g/km C02 (that harmless gas) :rolleyes:

Hi I ordered a Compact Flash card from Amazon last week and I have just found out that it is coming from Jersey via 1st class post. Any idea how long this normally takes? It was posted yesterday. Thanks Tan

So Apple seems to insist on using US letter (8.5" x 11" or 216mmx279mm) to print their certificates. I can't find any frames in the UK tha will hold them (bar custom made ones...). Considering I want to hang all my Appl certs in my office (6 or 8 of them) paying £20 each isn't really an...

My wife has just received a letter from Surrey Police informing her that her car was recorded exceeding the 30 mph speed limit (at 11.52 on a Saturday a couple of weeks ago - very precise!), and that whilst the police are satisfied that an offence has been committed no further action is being...

Heres all you need to send your kids a letter from santa. http://files-upload.com/files/650860/santa.rar Once the 30 seconds counter stops, click on Download Link. The envelope has 2006 date. 2007 date stamp files are already included in the archive. Will just need to change the image in word...

THE FIRST WORTHWHILE CHAIN LETTER - READ TO END. This chain letter was developed by virile men in order to make their sexlife even more fantastic. As opposed to normal chain letters, this one costs nothing, and you can only win. Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your best friends...

Hi-I recieved a solicitor's letter in respect of a personally injury claim and he says: 'I will send you the attendance cheque as soon as it is to hand'.....Any idea what an 'attendance cheque' is, as opposed to a normal cheque?

Dear Skeletor, First of all, many thanks for taking time to read this letter. I appreciate that your schedule is pretty packed with evil and evil related activities and that your time is precious. I'll try not to take up too much of it, but I really do think you need to hear what I have to...

To cut a long story short, they have just got around to digitising records from paper records for my car (a 1992 model) and noticed that after 15 years they had got the last letter of my chassis number wrong. No one had noticed including me all these years. Each year, the MOT inspector got...

A man starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realising his employer wont be best pleased he disposes of the fish by...

almost definitely a fake but ......... "Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping" This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of...

Some of you may have already seen this but for those who haven't its a true story. Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been...

I thought this was quite tactfully written (though not MB) http://www.suzukisv1000.com/other/letter_to_suzuki.htm

Scottish Records Office, St Andrews House, EDINBURGH Dear Sir, RELATIONSHIP – YOURSELF I would like to bring to your attention the undernoted points, in your own interest, having studied our records held here. When you married, it is noted that your wife already had a 16 years old...

....rust :eek: :eek: While I was painting doors inside - darling hubby was washing Edna outside - bless :D Anyways - he shouts up - "is she still under warrnaty?" I replied "yes of course - why?", "You might want to come and look" was his response. So off I trotted and sure enough...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4161106.stm Our local post office only delivers every three days. (We have complained and so forth - don't go there) Now they want to charge by weight and size ? Apart from the obvious confusion now over what stamp to buy for what letter and so forth -...