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Anybody nearish to Bognor Regis who would be willing to store a car for me for a month or so? Auction closes in 2 hours!!

There I am on my GSX-R1100 of 90's vintage, cruising at 85 in the outside lane passing the sleeping commuters being calmed into near coma by Radio 2, when a pikey looking Turquoise Shogun decides to drift from Lane 2 to Lane 3, he is almost on top of my heavily braking bike before the shock...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6705323.stm Beggars belief!

The turn signal assembly of my car came loose and wobbly and I had to remove the steering wheel in order to check and tighten the assembly mounting screws. Since I have taken off the steering wheel, I thought I might as well take out the instrument cluster and clean up the coolant tank warning...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=017&item=270030748878&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1 unfortunately its me though!!! :eek: :o Cant work out how to edit the fact i meant 12,000 miles pa, but put 120,000! Surely a new MB record!!!

Today I found myself having to try and get some Euros for no.2 son who is off to France for a school holiday study trip. I go to a local bank and try to get Eur.200 off my debit card. This is via chip & PIN terminal on the counter. Passport? No. Driving Licence? No. Other form of photo...

Do dealers (and some private sellers) use an independent company to write their ads, ensuring that whoever writes them has as little car knowledge as possible. Some of the inacuracies in car advert descriptions are comical!

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was last evening driving along a dual carriageway stretch of the A322, very erratic & wobble prone in a Toyota Previa. I was cursing him but then realised it must be really quite hard to control a fully laden people carrier when your front offside tyre is shredded and flapping around the rim...

Just been having a discussion with SWMBO... I want a 1972 corvette stingray with a silverado 6.6 litre turbo diesel running on veg oil... Mad I know... with this inside [ So - money no object - what would you build / get made / spec up etc? (none of your yada yada I'll have a...

Did a quick service on the car today, plugs, oil, oil filter, airfilter and brake pads. Bought all the bits from the main dealer using my chassis number to make sure they got things right and yet on fitment I found I was supplied the wrong air filter :mad: Dont quite understand how they...

A colleague handed me a laptop earlier, basically windows is destroyed on it and he wanted it reinstalled. It's a Packard-Bell EasyNote, with a handy xp home product key sticker on it. He had no xp home disk so I used someone elses but used the key on the back of the lappie. The...

Dog Judo Why mem don't ask for directions

Car thief too stupid to jail 3 February 2005 An "idiot" car thief from East London who drove a stolen car straight to a police station to confess has been told he was probably too stupid to jail. Mohammed Zaman, 22, pleaded guilty to stealing the car in Whitechapel at London's...

Was driving to work this morning on the A1 leaving london, it was pouring with rain I was doing 70mph which was probably a tad too fast, but this guy in a E220 W124 came past so fast driving right up to everyones bumpers till they moved over, was complete nutter i dont think he could even see...

...wtf is COMMAND, is it jsut some built in satnav/better cd player thing you cna hve in mercs (hey i wanna know the ins and outs of mercedies before ANY money gets handed over for my first merc in a good ohh 80 years time with my finances)

I used to get those annoying text messages saying I had won a holiday or something and had to ring an 09* number to "claim the prize". They stopped a while ago, dunno why. 5 minutes ago I got a call from one of those companies, telling me that my "phone number has been randomly selected" and...

Hi Peeps, What's the difference between a Mercedes and a Mercedes Benz? Or is it just that you can use either at your whim when describing a Merc?