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Need I say more!
Need I say more!
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‘Birthers’ conflicted after Obama’s birth certificate proves he is son of God
Republican conspiracy theorists have reported bewilderment today after their persistent claims for documentary evidence of the President’s place of birth were answered by a birth certificate confirming that Barack Obama was born neither in Hawaii or Kenya, but in a stable in Bethlehem.
‘This leaves us in a bit of a fix,’ admitted leading right-wing sceptic Donald Trump. ‘On the one hand we know once and for all that Obama is not a natural-born citizen of the United States and is ineligible for the presidency. But on the other he is the human incarnation of Almighty God, and that’s likely to play pretty well among our church-going grass-roots supporters. Even so, you show me where in the Bible it says that these healthcare reforms are the divine will of God.’
The copy of Obama’s ‘long form’ birth certificate provides conclusive proof that he was born in a manger in the Holy land on 25 December to parents Mary and Joseph. It is signed by the attending shepherds, witnessed by three wise men and carries the official stamp of the Judean authorities.
‘It’s difficult to know how to proceed,’ continued Trump. ‘We could oust the President on the grounds that he was not born in the US, but then he could smite us where we stand and damn us for all eternity. In hindsight, I can’t believe the founding fathers didn’t specify in the Constitution that the Commander-in-Chief’s mother can’t be a virgin or his father the deity of a major world religion.’
Disillusioned by Obama’s seemingly infallible status, some birthers are now turning their attention to questioning the credentials of other famous authority figures. ‘I think this Jesus guy maybe wasn’t all he claimed,’ said one. ‘Firstly, I’d argue that the King of the Jews lost his citizenship when his family fled to Egypt. And secondly, he was almost certainly a Muslim. Look, we found this birth certificate for Jesus Hussein Christ.’
Republican conspiracy theorists have reported bewilderment today after their persistent claims for documentary evidence of the President’s place of birth were answered by a birth certificate confirming that Barack Obama was born neither in Hawaii or Kenya, but in a stable in Bethlehem.
‘This leaves us in a bit of a fix,’ admitted leading right-wing sceptic Donald Trump. ‘On the one hand we know once and for all that Obama is not a natural-born citizen of the United States and is ineligible for the presidency. But on the other he is the human incarnation of Almighty God, and that’s likely to play pretty well among our church-going grass-roots supporters. Even so, you show me where in the Bible it says that these healthcare reforms are the divine will of God.’
The copy of Obama’s ‘long form’ birth certificate provides conclusive proof that he was born in a manger in the Holy land on 25 December to parents Mary and Joseph. It is signed by the attending shepherds, witnessed by three wise men and carries the official stamp of the Judean authorities.
‘It’s difficult to know how to proceed,’ continued Trump. ‘We could oust the President on the grounds that he was not born in the US, but then he could smite us where we stand and damn us for all eternity. In hindsight, I can’t believe the founding fathers didn’t specify in the Constitution that the Commander-in-Chief’s mother can’t be a virgin or his father the deity of a major world religion.’
Disillusioned by Obama’s seemingly infallible status, some birthers are now turning their attention to questioning the credentials of other famous authority figures. ‘I think this Jesus guy maybe wasn’t all he claimed,’ said one. ‘Firstly, I’d argue that the King of the Jews lost his citizenship when his family fled to Egypt. And secondly, he was almost certainly a Muslim. Look, we found this birth certificate for Jesus Hussein Christ.’
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Off topic on the US forum can be a little strong...so if easily offended don't read it:
De Birthers debunked - Benzworld.org - Mercedes-Benz Discussion Forum
De Birthers debunked - Benzworld.org - Mercedes-Benz Discussion Forum
grober
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Donald Trump------- the guy with the worst "syrup" in history. His latest wheeze is to build a golf resort on Foveran Sands Aberdeenshire. Jeez Louise Last time I was there I expected to come upon Macbeth and the Three Witches the weather was so awful.
When shall we three meet again?
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
When t' planning enquiries done,
When the battle's lost and won.
That will be ere the set of sun.
Where the place
Balmedie Beach.
There to meet with Macbeth.
I come, Graymalkin!
Salmond calls.
Anon.
Fair is foul, and foul is fair:
Hover through the fog and filthy air.
With apologies to the bard.
When shall we three meet again?
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
When t' planning enquiries done,
When the battle's lost and won.
That will be ere the set of sun.
Where the place
Balmedie Beach.
There to meet with Macbeth.
I come, Graymalkin!
Salmond calls.
Anon.
Fair is foul, and foul is fair:
Hover through the fog and filthy air.
With apologies to the bard.
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^ ha ha,,, excellent. You've not got one with reference the 'pylons' by any chance?
grober
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I'll have to trawl through my "Collected works" = The Complete Works of William Shakespeare and see what I can come up with.
swannymere
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Obama's speech at the White House's Correspondents Dinner, absolutely rips Trump to pieces. Very funny.
Obama Roasts Trump.
Obama Roasts Trump.
grober
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Syrup on toast!
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