Euromillions reminder

[verytalldave]

...............rollover tonight ....£60m JACKPOT............

Closes soon at 7.30pm.

I dont normally do this ......but £60M is tooooooooooo much to ignore.

Just think......

This reminder might make YOU a tad richer............. :bannana: :bannana:

 

[Dieselman]

This reminder might make YOU a tad richer.............

But playing and not winning will make YOU a tad poorer...

 

[stevieb15]

But playing and not winning will make YOU a tad poorer...

Your losses will go to some good causes

 

[Dieselman]

Your losses will go to some good causes

Is Camelot a good cause?


Now if it was Cameltoe...

 

[NW_Merc]

Is Camelot a good cause?


Now if it was Cameltoe...

Register your own lottery with that name

 

[Dieselman]

Register your own lottery with that name

The Cameltoe lottery...Played every Friday and Saturday night in a nightclub near you...

 

[ringway]

The Cameltoe lottery...Played every Friday and Saturday night in a nightclub near you...

The chance to hump Guinevere and then see Mystic Smeg.

 

[Dieselman]

The chance to hump Guinevere and then see Mystic Smeg.

Alternatively, you could just get a septic peg.

 

[LTD]

There is one major flaw in the Cameltoe Lottery idea.

The multiple rollover.

 

[trapperjohn]

She is not fat... Just easy to see.

 

[ringway]

There is one major flaw in the Cameltoe Lottery idea.

The multiple rollover.

As we lay side-by-side, I said to her "I don't think I'll ever get over you".

 

[corned]

Alternatively, you could just get a septic peg.

I had one of those once. But the antibiotics soon cleared it up.

 

[ringway]

I had one of those once. But the antibiotics soon cleared it up.

 

[LTD]

Well, tonight I am a Euromillions winner.

£4.60

My flabber is gasted.

 

[Dieselman]

Well, tonight I am a Euromillions winner.

£4.60

My flabber is gasted.

That's a better return that the stock market.

 

[corned]

Well, tonight I am a Euromillions winner.

£4.60

My flabber is gasted.

Now we see why you deferred the caption competition judging to a later date...

 

[markjay]

I am not a materialistic person... I buy the run-of-the-mill Camelot Lottery ticket every draw and will settle for a mere £10m. Be Modest, that's my motto.

 

[Palfrem]

I got nuffink...

 

[moonloops]

@ circa 16 million to 1 chance of winning, you have to be in it to win it.. or be stupid/desperate..or not understanding the odds

Crack on, some of the good causes deserve the 28% of the revenue, gawd knows where the other £50bn+ gets to ???