Here's a Fiat for BTB500 - but he'd better have all the money

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Charles Morgan

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Mercedes 250CE W114, Alfa Romeo GT Coupe 3.2 V6
because, yes folks, NO OFFERS

I haven't seen such a bargain since my local Budgens priced their Gorgonzola at £188 a kilo.
 
It's about a third of the price of Budgens Gorgonzola by weight, so hard to see how it's that over-priced.
 
Or sneezed and left out the decimal point.
 
I want to advertise my car for sale, can someone help with the text? I am not well versed in Autotrader-speak.

This is my best effort so far:

'mercedes for sale grate car i'v had it for years very good condition for age. car belonged to me bother-in-low from new no tax no mot but eazy fix. bargen at £5,000 you want find a better car for the money '

Anyone?
 
Did the Italians have any war heroes ?

World's thinnest books:

1. Italian War Heroes

2. 20th Century French Military Victories

3. The English Cuisine...
 
4. America: Self deprecation 'R' Us.
5. Chinese innovations of the fifty years.
6. Russian book on honesty and integrity.
 
I was going too make an offer of £34,950 but they won't take an offer.
 
I want to advertise my car for sale, can someone help with the text? I am not well versed in Autotrader-speak.

This is my best effort so far:

'mercedes for sale grate car i'v had it for years very good condition for age. car belonged to me bother-in-low from new no tax no mot but eazy fix. bargen at £5,000 you want find a better car for the money '

Anyone?

I do believe we have found the new "Dickens"!:D
 
I want to advertise my car for sale, can someone help with the text? I am not well versed in Autotrader-speak.

This is my best effort so far:

'mercedes for sale grate car i'v had it for years very good condition for age. car belonged to me bother-in-low from new no tax no mot but eazy fix. bargen at £5,000 you want find a better car for the money '

Anyone?

Sold...! When can I pick it up...!
 
My Dear Mr. Markjay:
Greetings from Lagos and I hope you are well..
I like to buy your car. My representative Dr. Alphonso j Baker will collect it tomorrow.
He will give you a money order for £7000 from National Bank of Nigeria, which you should give him back £2000 in cash, plus the car with V5.
I like Mercedes as they ride more better on our cart track highways.
Happy motoring.
Yours Sincerely,
Judge Aloysis T. Cornpone, MBA, LLB, DDS, Freedom Fighter
 
I want to advertise my car for sale, can someone help with the text? I am not well versed in Autotrader-speak.

This is my best effort so far:

'mercedes for sale grate car i'v had it for years very good condition for age. car belonged to me bother-in-low from new no tax no mot but eazy fix. bargen at £5,000 you want find a better car for the money '

Anyone?

Just need to say manuel gearbox :D
 
Just need to say manuel gearbox :D

I think I met him in Spain a couple of years ago, he was repairing the hire cars at Alicante Airport…




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