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Discussion in 'OT (OFF Topic) Forums' started by stwat, May 20, 2016.

  1. stwat

    stwat Hardcore MB Enthusiast

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    Could your better half zip line or skydive whilst ovulating?
     
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    ChrisEdu Hardcore MB Enthusiast

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    More than likely if I pushed them.
     
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    Happytalk73 Hardcore MB Enthusiast

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    I thought the add was for a sanitary product?

    Ovulation takes place between periods, not during. Just saying.

    Ant. :D
     
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    stwat Hardcore MB Enthusiast

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    Oh god, I don't understand all this wimmin thingies with all the tubes and stuff:crazy:
     
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    Hehe. Unfortunately I know more than the next man. Mrs Ant has been proper poorly since we met at 14 with 'those' kind of things.

    My post wasn't a dig, just factual.

    You been awake since your post?

    Ant.
     
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    Yes I was slapped awake and reminded how scary it is to be around a woman who is menstruating :eek:
     
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    lol red mist? :D
     
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    My chickens are just as bad. Just as women working together can synchronise their cycles, so too with chickens if one becomes broody they all start turning broody. Boom - they're all sat in the nest box having the chicken equivalent of Loose Women! :D
     
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