Insomnia post

[stwat]

Could your better half zip line or skydive whilst ovulating?

 

[ChrisEdu]

More than likely if I pushed them.

 

[Deleted member 113659]

I thought the add was for a sanitary product?

Ovulation takes place between periods, not during. Just saying.

Ant.

 

[stwat]

Oh god, I don't understand all this wimmin thingies with all the tubes and stuff

 

[Deleted member 113659]

Hehe. Unfortunately I know more than the next man. Mrs Ant has been proper poorly since we met at 14 with 'those' kind of things.

My post wasn't a dig, just factual.

You been awake since your post?

Ant.

 

[stwat]

Yes I was slapped awake and reminded how scary it is to be around a woman who is menstruating

 

[MancMike]

lol red mist?

 

[ChrisEdu]

My chickens are just as bad. Just as women working together can synchronise their cycles, so too with chickens if one becomes broody they all start turning broody. Boom - they're all sat in the nest box having the chicken equivalent of Loose Women!