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'Swedish man dropped foul revenge fart after woman refused him sex'

SEBASTIAN MANN

A woman reported a would-be lover to police after he allegedly stunk out her apartment with a “revenge fart” when she refused him sex, Swedish media report.

Officers were contacted on Sunday by the alleged victim, who claimed she found the scent disturbing, according to Swedish regional newspaper Hallandsposten.

The pair had apparently discussed having sex but the woman declined.

In response, her suitor let one go with allegedly malicious intent.

She is said to have later told police: “It smelled very bad in the apartment.”

Detectives in Laholm, south-west Sweden, are not pursuing the allegation, the newspaper said.

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He needs to work on his persuasion skills.
 
Or as a Scots friend of mine used to say: "Has a rat crawled up your a**e and died?"
 

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