New Jag crashed, literally, because of computers onboard

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Slashdot | New Jaguar XJ Suffers Blue Screen of Death

also at Jaguar XJ Super Sport goes all Blue Screen of Death on us | Crave | CNET UK

Modern cars are no mere mechanical devices. They're pervasively monitored and controlled by dozens of computers linked by internal vehicular networks so complex they put your average PC to shame.
So it came as no surprise that very recently, the Jaguar XJ Super Sport we were testing -- one of the most fastest, most thrilling, most technologically advanced cars on the planet -- suffered the dreaded Blue Screen of Death. Fortunately, that was the only kind of crash we experienced.

Usually, hitting the car's power button causes its beefy 503hp supercharged V8 engine to roar into life. On this occasion, the roar was replaced by an eerie silence and absolutely no response from the XJ's entertainment, guidance or instrument systems. Its 8-inch infotainment display and the foot-long computer screen it uses in place of a speedometer were both as dead as a dodo.
Our first instinct was that we'd exhausted the car's battery by watching too much Eminem on its integrated DVD player, so when the friendly Jaguar Assist recovery man arrived an hour after we called, we expected him to slip on some overalls and take a look under the bonnet.
Instead, we were told the problem was far more complex and to get to the root of it he'd need his laptop, some bespoke software and a wireless dongle.

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I should say, not bent metal crashed, but dead metal because of computer crash.... eg very expensive paperweight.
 
We will all have this to come to in 15-20 years time when all computers have a car body and 4 wheels attached. computers don't last as long as mechanics.
 
the slashdot comments are very interesting, the GM BCM or Body Control Module, especially.
 

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