Oh dear ...

[Howard]

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/851244.htm

And i quote ...

' THIS IS THE BEST CLK U ED SEEE AROUND PURE EYE CACHER U GET THE SAME LOOOKS OFF PEOPLE WHICH U ED GET IF U WERE IN A LAMBO OR A FERRARI. IF U WAN'T NEBERS TOKIN THIS IS THE CAR 4 U.
AND IT IS A GUARANTEE THAT THIS IS A LADY PULLER. THIS CAR IS 2 EMPRESSSSS THE LADYS.
IT WAS VERY HARD 2 GET LAMBO DOORS ON THIS CARS AND TOOK OVER 2 MONTH 2 GET THEM DUN RIGHT. AND THERS ONLY 3 CLK'S WITH LAMBOS AND ME AND THEM THER SELF KNOW THAT THERE NOT AS BETTER THN THIS 1.
THIS HAS BEEN MY PRIDE AND JOY ALL THE TIME I HAV HAD IT. '

WTF

 

[A210AMG]

Dear oh dear oh dear you can almost see the car crying.....


Love his blub............(snippet below)








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THIS IS THE BEST CLK U ED SEEE AROUND PURE EYE CACHER U GET THE SAME LOOOKS OFF PEOPLE WHICH U ED GET IF U WERE IN A LAMBO OR A FERRARI. IF U WAN'T NEBERS TOKIN THIS IS THE CAR 4 U.
AND IT IS A GUARANTEE THAT THIS IS A LADY PULLER. THIS CAR IS 2 EMPRESSSSS THE LADYS.
IT WAS VERY HARD 2 GET LAMBO DOORS ON THIS CARS AND TOOK OVER 2 MONTH 2 GET THEM DUN RIGHT. AND THERS ONLY 3 CLK'S WITH LAMBOS AND ME AND THEM THER SELF KNOW THAT THERE NOT AS BETTER THN THIS 1.
THIS HAS BEEN MY PRIDE AND JOY ALL THE TIME I HAV HAD IT.

 

[JasM]

interior is fully dun up £100

Just as well there isn't any pics of the interior.

 

[trapperjohn]

Pass me a bucket. Make it a large one!

 

[Howard]

I love the way he's listed all the crap he's done to it but neglected to tell you what model CLK it is !!

Browsing the 'Show Cars' on PistonSheds , it seems that there is a direct corellation between the 'Barryness' of the car and the wording on the advert ...

Witness this beauty ...

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/845166.htm

 

[robert.saunders]

^^ Is that text speak crap or just poor education? Either way, I feel for some people I really do

 

[AANDYY]

Why is the seller shouting?
It looks tricky to get out of the car with those doors.
Looks like the car is on a council estate, surprise surprise.

 

[gina2201]

Neons! so classy.....

 

[HowardD]

I love the way he's listed all the crap he's done to it but neglected to tell you what model CLK it is !!

Browsing the 'Show Cars' on PistonSheds , it seems that there is a direct corellation between the 'Barryness' of the car and the wording on the advert ...

Witness this beauty ...

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/845166.htm

The heading says it's a "Dimma"...Or maybe that is referring to the intelligence levels of the proud new owner to be!

 

[HowardD]

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/851244.htm

And i quote ...

' THIS IS THE BEST CLK U ED SEEE AROUND PURE EYE CACHER U GET THE SAME LOOOKS OFF PEOPLE WHICH U ED GET IF U WERE IN A LAMBO OR A FERRARI. IF U WAN'T NEBERS TOKIN THIS IS THE CAR 4 U.
AND IT IS A GUARANTEE THAT THIS IS A LADY PULLER. THIS CAR IS 2 EMPRESSSSS THE LADYS.
IT WAS VERY HARD 2 GET LAMBO DOORS ON THIS CARS AND TOOK OVER 2 MONTH 2 GET THEM DUN RIGHT. AND THERS ONLY 3 CLK'S WITH LAMBOS AND ME AND THEM THER SELF KNOW THAT THERE NOT AS BETTER THN THIS 1.
THIS HAS BEEN MY PRIDE AND JOY ALL THE TIME I HAV HAD IT. '

WTF

There is a report to administrator button on the advert - It should be reported for the murder of a Mercedes and crimes against English language.

fanx 4 lookin at this butiyyyy!!!

 

[Gucci]

Neons! so classy.....

See? He's right...it pulls the ladys.

Astonishingly bad on so many levels. Hilarious. For pure entertainment, worth a test drive

 

[crammy69]

I see the car is north of the border, perhaps hes speaking gaelic?

 

[stevesey]

There is a report to administrator button on the advert - It should be reported for the murder of a Mercedes and crimes against English language.

Done - for the "Dimma" - under the catergory "Offensive Language". Anyone else?

 

[Chattonmill]

I love the way he's listed all the crap he's done to it but neglected to tell you what model CLK it is !!

Browsing the 'Show Cars' on PistonSheds , it seems that there is a direct corellation between the 'Barryness' of the car and the wording on the advert ...

Witness this beauty ...

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/845166.htm

On Pistonheads.


IF U NEED TO NO ENEYTING PLEAS EMAIL ME THREW EBAY

 

[BlackC55]

What a terrible advert written by a to$$er

 

[Gareth]

Part Exchange: YES MAY BEEE

Packet of Monster Munch?

 

[SilverSaloon]

Hey, i'm SilverSaloon's Council-Estate bruva and itz my car. Dont be dizzin' it or i'll whak a lambo door in da face.

innit

 

[bigyin1]

That is very funny.... but it took me ages to read it as i had to keep re-reading each word and sentence until I understood them

 

[Sp!ke]

What I also struggle to get my head around is that I assume someone must be employing this person in order for them to afford to buy the car and have the lambo doors done in the first place.

Who employs someone of this calibre?

Or are they more likely to just be on benefits with a sideline in dealing illegal substances?

 

[Carrotchomper]

"paint EFFECT £500"

Worrying. What a rubbish advert... Age? Mileage? Model?

And I bet the "£4500 private plate" is something like BAZ 9849 or something