Other car forum quotes - quite funny

[HB]

1. Lamborghini Forum:
“Wind noise at 350 km/h, who can help?”
2. Ferrari Forum:
“From 16.000 rpm it is quite loud in the interior!”
3. Audi A8 Forum:
“Where can I get my Rolex repaired?”
4. Volvo 850 Forum:
“At 400.000 km first toothed belt torn, … case for warranty?”
5. Fiat Forum:
“Hello? Nobody here?”
6. Opel Forum:
“I can’t sleep at night, my Opel rustles so loud!”
7. Mercedes C-Class Forum:
“My Mercedes got wet on Sunday morning - what to do?”
8. MX-5 Forum:
“A moron in his Defender has just driven over my car!!”
9. Landrover Defender Forum:
“I have an MX-5 jamming under the chassis. How to get it out again?”
10. Renault Forum:
“Sell my monthly railway ticket - car back from workshop earlier than expected!”
11. Bentley Forum:
“I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?”
12. Porsche Cayenne Forum:
“Fuel consumption under 30L / 100km - engine damaged?”
13. Smart Forum:
“Lawn mower engine installed: Finally more power!”
14. VW Bora Forum:
“I'm angry! Everybody thinks my car is a Golf with a backpack.”
15. Viper Forum:
“Smart in the intake tract! How to get it out again?”
16. BMW 3 Series E36-Forum:
“Where I do get beste fat Döner in da town, Yo!?”
17. Hummer Forum:
“I've bent the bumper today. 24 injured, 10 dead. Do I have to buy the black paint at the dealership? It sits 25 kilometers away… That makes 35 euro of fuel costs!!”
18. Honda Civic CRX Forum:
“My neighbor's dog is sleeping in my exhaust pipe, can I start anyway??”

 

[MancMike]

19. Ford Ka Forum:
"Anyone know a good welder?"
20. C220 CDI Forum:
"Where can I get ///AMG badges from?"

 

[HB]

19. Ford Ka Forum:
"Anyone know a good welder?"
20. C220 CDI Forum:
"Where can I get ///AMG badges from?"

Yes brill , let's continue.

 

[HB]

21. Audi A4 Forum:"My car is stuck in lane 3 , does any other owner suffer from this ?"

 

[whitenemesis]

22. Lexus forum:
"Dealer suggest I might need new brake pads next service, only done 90k miles on these, is this correct?"

 

[Deleted member 113659]

23. MB Forum: "Keyless Go Car Gone!"

 

[Deleted member 113659]

24. Lotus Elise Forum: "unable to get in or out of my retirement present!"

 

[MancMike]

25. BMW Forum:
"Anybody know what this stalk is for?"

 

[D-18]

26. Nissan Leaf Forum:
"Is it better to use organic lentils rather than supermarket own brand to refuel my Leaf?"

 

[Londonscottish]

27. Citroen Picasso forum.

The wind caught my door in the car park. Luckily it bounced of the Mercedes parked next to me. All good.

 

[JasM]

28. Range Rover Forum

"What mpg can I expect from a 5.0L SC Range Rover?"

 

[219]

28. Range Rover Forum

"What mpg can I expect from a 5.0L SC Range Rover?"

Answer " you mean gpm surely ? "

 

[Meldrew2]

29: Citroen Picasso forum:
"When I park outside the school, do I go parallel to the kerb or parallel to the zig-zag lines?"
30: LTI forum:
"Guess who I had in my cab yesterday"
31: Vauxhall Vectra forum:
"Private Hire - is MOT really needed?"

 

[Meldrew2]

32: Vauxhall Corsa forum:
"Hi M8. Which McD is best 4 handbrake turns?"
33: Ford Capri forum
"Retro fluffy dice - orange or lime green?"

 

[Londonscottish]

29: Citroen Picasso forum:
"When I park outside the school, do I go parallel to the kerb or parallel to the zig-zag lines?"

LOL. Just did a school run, so true......

 

[Steveml63]

34: Rolls Royce Forum
"My chauffeur is on holiday today - where is the hidden umbrella located?"

 

[Steveml63]

35: Chrysler 300C Forum
"Wanna buy some gear?"

 

[markjay]

36: Tesla Owners Forum
"Legal advice needed. Crashed into another Tesla. Whose computer is at fault?"

 

[markjay]

37: Porsche Owners Forum
"Help me choose a memorable private plate for my silver 911. I often try to get into the wrong car at the consultants' car park".

 

[daveenty]

28. Range Rover Forum

"What mpg can I expect from a 5.0L SC Range Rover?"

I've actually seen that question posed, possibly on PH, possibly on the FFRR forum.

For the record, mine's averaged 15.1 in the 1,200 miles or so I've tracked it over.