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Tuercas viejas
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How's about workshop rage ?
Have you ever noticed that Poles and Russians always sound a bit abrupt when they they don't have English fluency?
An amusing example!
Ring Ring-- the shop phone I pick it up "Hello Good morning Workshops"!
On the other end--Hello I am Yuri --I am fixing Landrover!--OH yes what's the problem?--Overheating!! Why Landrover overheat??
I start to explain some aspects of the 4 litre engine but he gruffly interrupts
BUT WE KNOW ALL THIS!
OK what about the cooling sysytem ?
ALL New-- New New NEW engine-- New cooling system NEW everything Vladimir my mechanic has replaced everything at big cost still overheating!
I ask What about the hoses to the thermostat ? If you get the hose wrong to the top of the thermostat it will overheat!
Are you sure about this? --Yes positive!
Is the vehicle still in your shop? Yes !
Well can you go and check the hose connections?
He put the phone down and there was a pause of silence then screaming in Russian --shouting and the sound of things being thrown around !
He comes back to the phone
Vladimer is dead I am going to kill heem --crucify heem to the Landrover today ! Big crazy boy he is dead!
I fully expected to see driving in town some poor Russian mechanic in overalls pinned to the back of a Landrover Discovery 2!~:bannana:
Tuercas Viejas
How's about workshop rage ?
Have you ever noticed that Poles and Russians always sound a bit abrupt when they they don't have English fluency?
An amusing example!
Ring Ring-- the shop phone I pick it up "Hello Good morning Workshops"!
On the other end--Hello I am Yuri --I am fixing Landrover!--OH yes what's the problem?--Overheating!! Why Landrover overheat??
I start to explain some aspects of the 4 litre engine but he gruffly interrupts
BUT WE KNOW ALL THIS!
OK what about the cooling sysytem ?
ALL New-- New New NEW engine-- New cooling system NEW everything Vladimir my mechanic has replaced everything at big cost still overheating!
I ask What about the hoses to the thermostat ? If you get the hose wrong to the top of the thermostat it will overheat!
Are you sure about this? --Yes positive!
Is the vehicle still in your shop? Yes !
Well can you go and check the hose connections?
He put the phone down and there was a pause of silence then screaming in Russian --shouting and the sound of things being thrown around !
He comes back to the phone
Vladimer is dead I am going to kill heem --crucify heem to the Landrover today ! Big crazy boy he is dead!
I fully expected to see driving in town some poor Russian mechanic in overalls pinned to the back of a Landrover Discovery 2!~:bannana:
Tuercas Viejas
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