Shortest Ebay description?

[isobars]

I know brevity is supposedly the Soul of Wit, but does it help to sell??

Mercedes E220 saloon 1994 72K miles, 12 months MOT | eBay

“Collection only, No return, Paypal only“.

OK, perhaps “One Careful Owner” is the description.

That makes it shorter!

Have Ebay started charging by the word?

 

[Dieselman]

I like that dusty blue colour, it's almost like a matte vinyl wrap.

 

[isobars]

Yes, me too.

I think it's 366a, Azurite Glue.

 

[MercedesDriver]

Hahahaha. "One careful owner" describes interior, exterior, mechanics and some electrics (engine management not included). Have anyone noticed gear knob?