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SHOWER men v women!

Discussion in 'OT (OFF Topic) Forums' started by evdok, Sep 23, 2008.

  1. evdok

    evdok Hardcore MB Enthusiast

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    kjay Hardcore MB Enthusiast

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    LOL:D :D

    MBclub would be a duller place without your posts!!;)

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    evdok

    evdok Hardcore MB Enthusiast

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    another!

    :d
     
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  4. Geezer

    Geezer Hardcore MB Enthusiast

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    I'll tack this on to the end of this thread@

    WIFE:

    What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?


    HUSBAND:

    Definitely not!



    WIFE:

    Why not - don't you like being married?


    HUSBAND:

    Of course I do.



    WIFE:

    Then why wouldn't you remarry?



    HUSBAND:

    Okay, I'd get married again.



    WIFE:

    You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)..



    HUSBAND:

    (Makes audible groan).



    WIFE:

    Would you live in our house?



    HUSBAND:

    Sure, it's a great house.



    WIFE:

    Would you sleep with her in our bed?



    HUSBAND:

    Where else would we sleep?



    WIFE:

    Would you let her drive my car?



    HUSBAND:

    Probably, it is almost new.



    WIFE:

    Would you replace my pictures with hers?



    HUSBAND:

    That would seem like the proper thing to do.



    WIFE:

    Would she use my golf clubs?



    HUSBAND:

    No, she's left-handed.



    WIFE:

    - silence - -



    HUSBAND:


    F*ck ....

    :D
     
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    Mudster Hardcore MB Enthusiast

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    Laughed out loud at the shower video....very amusing, very correct...
     
  6. Carrotchomper

    Carrotchomper Hardcore MB Enthusiast

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    Nonsense, I am far more civilised. :D







    I don't do shower mohawks. :mad:
     
  7. Swiss Toni

    Swiss Toni Hardcore MB Enthusiast

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    CAN'T do them? :D
     
  8. 230K

    230K Hardcore MB Enthusiast

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    Hi

    Thanks, we all loved it, kid boys in particular.

    230k
     
  9. Carrotchomper

    Carrotchomper Hardcore MB Enthusiast

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    Actually I am quite follically blessed on top at the moment. May have to try this mohawk malarkey tomorrow to see what the fuss is all about :D
     
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