Too busy to sharpen your own pencil?

[wemorgan]

I have the solution.....

Artisanal Pencil Sharpening

The mind boggles really.

I'm inspired to start my own business.....a wine bottle cork removal service. Simply post me your bottle and I'll do the honours for you. My fee, 1 glass of the contents. *vintages preferred please

 

[ringway]

I was thinking of opening a Lingerie shop and offering a free fitting service to selected customers.

 

[Sp!ke]

His Art Is A n a l

A wind up me thinks.

 

[ringway]

I have the solution.....

Artisanal Pencil Sharpening

The mind boggles really.

A nice gift for His Nibs.

 

[Mike Walker]

I don't get the point of this thread!

 

[Ted]

I am going to offer my services as a gigolo.

Twenty pounds per session.



It's not much, but it's all I can afford. (the old ones are the best!)

 

[Meldrew2]

I was thinking of opening a Lingerie shop and offering a free fitting service to selected customers.

 

[brucemillar]

You could help me out then please. I have a very itchy bottom.

 

[Meldrew2]

I have a very itchy bottom.

 

[janner]

Reminds me of this thread.

 

[ringway]

You could help me out then please. I have a very itchy bottom.

Erm, actually guys, the lingerie shop idea has now bitten the dust.

 

[LTD]

I'm starting over as a trainee lesbian.

I'm sure one day I'll lick it into shape

 

[trapperjohn]

This has to be a wind up. Did you notice the guy is wearing safety specs in the add. Is it satire?
Certainly a close shave for 15 bucks.

 

[wemorgan]

This has to be a wind up.

No, I'd feel short changed if he just used this.

 

[trapperjohn]

No, I'd feel short changed if he just used this.

That certainly is a wind up!

 

[ringway]

I'm starting over as a trainee lesbian.

There's a couple of them living next door to me. I'd been helping them by doing odd jobs etc, and they kindly asked what would make me happy at Christmas. I said "I wanna watch".


The fools bought me a Rolex.

 

[Palfrem]

Are there any other MB forums out there...?

 

[trapperjohn]

Are there any other MB forums out there...?

Yes, but none of our quality

 

[Palfrem]

..and with such a wide variation of interesting and stimulating topics

 

[trapperjohn]

..and with such a wide variation of interesting and stimulating topics

See the "Watching Paint Dry Section"

Ah, you don't think we have one? Check out some of the restoration threads. I'm totally amazed and enthralled at what happens when paint drys. And no, I'm not extracting the urine.

Sows ears to silk purses in no time at all.