brucemillar
MB Enthusiast
- Joined
- Nov 18, 2010
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- C55 AMG Wagon - W124 300te 4matic Wagon - BMW 4.8is X5 E53 - SWB Pajero 3.5 V6 24v
Folks
The inevitable happened this evening. Driving along on a slow 'B' Road, I rounded a sharp left hand bend to be confronted by a (apologies for this) Range Rover Evoque - CABRIOLET....
I couldn't, not see it, being the brightest shade of copper since copper was discovered by East End Gangs looking for a nickname for the Police.
As soon as my eyes spotted the vacant space where the roof should be, I was in trouble. I tried desperately to shield my view from the horror that was before me. But no, it cannot be unseen.
Tonight I have had both my eyeballs surgically removed. I shall have the images ground out from behind my retina. The doctors tell me it could take months and even then, I may never fully recover my heavily damaged 'gag reflex'.
I have a lasting vision of his thing flying over hills, humps and high kerbs, with the occupants being spat out through the hole that was the roof.
Bernie & Leepu must have had a hand in the design of this monstrosity. The only other explanation being that it had just exited from under the other side of a flat bed trailer. But the Lady driver not appear to be in shock.
So they are out there now in full public view and no advance warning. You are driving along and BOOM!! It's there in front of your eyes.
Stay Safe - Stay indoors.
The inevitable happened this evening. Driving along on a slow 'B' Road, I rounded a sharp left hand bend to be confronted by a (apologies for this) Range Rover Evoque - CABRIOLET....
I couldn't, not see it, being the brightest shade of copper since copper was discovered by East End Gangs looking for a nickname for the Police.
As soon as my eyes spotted the vacant space where the roof should be, I was in trouble. I tried desperately to shield my view from the horror that was before me. But no, it cannot be unseen.
Tonight I have had both my eyeballs surgically removed. I shall have the images ground out from behind my retina. The doctors tell me it could take months and even then, I may never fully recover my heavily damaged 'gag reflex'.
I have a lasting vision of his thing flying over hills, humps and high kerbs, with the occupants being spat out through the hole that was the roof.
Bernie & Leepu must have had a hand in the design of this monstrosity. The only other explanation being that it had just exited from under the other side of a flat bed trailer. But the Lady driver not appear to be in shock.
So they are out there now in full public view and no advance warning. You are driving along and BOOM!! It's there in front of your eyes.
Stay Safe - Stay indoors.