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    Even more new jokes...

    Nerves of Steel! Woman stops 4-metre croc with .22 pistol A Darwin woman, Beverly Thompson, 38, has stopped a crocodile attack using a small .22 calibre Ruger pistol. This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator...
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    I’m lucky because

    We also have a Tesco, Asda etc (lol) - but it's a sad reflection on modern society that some need to use food banks in 2022. Like many seaside towns, Southport has many families living in poverty - over the years, quite a lot of former guest houses have been converted to bed-sits. When the sun...
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    I’m lucky because

    My home town...
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    Virtual Pub

    Is it "Rule of 6" ?
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    Even more new jokes...

    I bet he's just started...
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    Bugger !!

    I read your comment before watching the video... must admit I was expecting more damage and destruction...
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    Lockdown/restrictions imminent

    https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1473277575329988609 Rich Sunak tweeted about "New grants for hospitality & leisure sectors - up to £6,000 per business premises." From Gov.uk: Businesses in the hospitality and leisure sectors in England will be eligible for one-off grants of up to £6,000...
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    Even more new jokes...

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    Even more new jokes...

    One thing that Emma Radecanu has taught us... Not everybody is scared of U.S. Courts.
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    Wifi/phone on whilst asleep

    My smartphone is set to block unknown numbers at all times, so I am confident of not being disturbed at night unnecessarily. In any case, it lives downstairs.
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    Had an idea but don't know how to take it forward

    While I still have my Omega Seamaster (bought many years ago via this very forum), at the beginning of the first lockdown I bought a Breitling Superocean with the refund from a cancelled holiday and it hasn't left my wrist since. Not the "drug dealer" large version with the embossed strap, I...
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    lorry knocks down red funnel ticket office this afternoon...3 people injured inside

    Over the years, the ferries have got bigger and bigger, but the terminals have failed to keep pace. When I first used Red Funnel the terminal could hold more than 2 ferries' worth of vehicles, now it's packed solid and the congestion (almost gridlock) spreads to nearby roads at times. Combine...
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    Even more new jokes...

    Sadly, the news is out of date. ABBA are not getting back together, after an argument when Agnetha was served a bowl of soup with the wrong cutlery. "I don't wanna fork" she is reported to have said...
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    BMW driver...hard shoulder is a lane? Not for long ...

    I'd have been inclined to suggest that the BMW driver could have mistaken the hard shoulder for a running lane - possibly being used to smart motorways, UNTIL he commenced to undertake. At that point, he is 100% a c**kwomble.
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    Number Picture Game

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