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  1. Peter103

    Even more new jokes...

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    Word association game

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    Unauthorised upgrade

    Well, as far as I'm aware you should have had a letter explaining all about the upgrade, and that nothing detrimental to performance of fuel economy will be altered, and further that extensive testing has been applied to ensure all remains as is. Of course we all know this is bo11oc£s, if you...
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    Unauthorised upgrade

    If you own the car, by that I mean it's not leased from MB or on their PPI or other in house purchase contract, I'd tell them to put it back to how it was, and don't accept excuses or reasons it can't be done, on the other hand if the car really belongs to MB, and you only have it for two years...
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    Virtual Pub

    Oh, go on then if you must, what happened? Better get me a Bells first, this could take some time? 🛌🚴👄🏋️👍
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    Virtual Pub

    Hi ya sweetcheeks, "Bells R Us" suppose I'd better get you a glass of chilled wine as it's your mum's birthday, don't look like "Big Toe" wants to treat you so it's down to me, what you been up to today? Had a good one? What did you get your mum for her b/day? What will you get me next January...
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    Virtual Pub

    Yeah not so bad ,had a good day earnt a few shillings, so I've come to see you and spend it, on you honey.👄🏋🚴🛌xx As James Cagney says "What d ya hear what d ya say? And "stay cool ".
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    Virtual Pub

    Where is toeknee? Or should I say Billynomates? Hope he squared it before he sloped off, mind you he'll probably pop in later for a quick one usually shows up about lunchtime with a few stories to tell, I love a good story. Oh sure, he'll be in later you"LL see.
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    Virtual Pub

    No thank you can't afford to dilute, it's far too good for that, and what of your day sweet cheeks what've you been up to, done anything rude lately? Sooooo windy today I hate it, getting blown to bits, awful.
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    Virtual Pub

    The Bells, the Bells my kingdom for a Bells, and a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy.👍
  11. Peter103

    Virtual Pub

    "You can if you think you can." Or as the Americans would have it "Eat what you can, and can what you can't". Just thought it worth a mention. x
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    Echo Studio and Sub Woofer.

    Hi John N, I see you have a cavansite blue e class with 20 inch titanium grey wheels, what do you think of the twenties? I have 19s on mine, do you have a picture to show your grey wheels against the cavansite blue ,my wheels are diamond cut, but one day I'll need to çhange or refurb but not...
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    Virtual Pub

    Looked like it might pour, so thought it best to pop in for a quick one, on my way to Iraq tomorrow, got a war to start, sounds dramatic I know, but that's us English bastards, never satisfied,,,,,,,,,,,thought I'd leave you a nice picture of my garden for you to think of me in a far off land...
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    Virtual Pub

    Oh! Accident was it? That's not the way l heared Apparently their are those among us, no names, and all that pack drill nonsense, the '',B" word was uttered, dare I say it, oh ok here goes "BONDAGE FAN". Trouble is pcmdsmurf people get an idea about something and just don't let go.👍💤 Fancy...
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    Kit Kat

    Signed.
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    Repair Cost

    The problem the stealer dealers have is massive expensive sites to pay for council rates ,rents ,mortgages , targets to be met and overcome, more, more, more, never ending pressure, but for me their greatest loss and it's cause has to be too many men and women in suits, it's suits that cost...
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    Virtual Pub

    Not a good day, well s, pose it wasn't that bad, just bloody windy and a bit chilly, trouble is we have a few hot days and before you know it we expect every day to be as good, but it doesn't last. What you been up to Lately. 👄👍😇😂
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    Virtual Pub

    5.ft.10" in stockings, my word, your almost as tall as me, but not heavier, so get em in make mine a double, the Bells the Bells. 😂
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    R171 SLK280 MB Mud Flaps Fitted!

    I had a 250 CDI SLK172 loved it drove it to Croatia and Spain a couple of times,,only sold it after I sold my works van , only two seats with a young granddaughter doesn't work .but had it a couple of years no problems ,great little motor.
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    Your day in three words.

    a summer breeze (Frank Sinatra)
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