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Many thanks, Harry.
Here's the next one.
I've never understood why people have log burners.
The smell must be horrific.
In our house, we flush 'em down the bog like most people do.
I did the front lights on a previous 210.
I kept meaning to restore, but never quite got round to it.
One day, I walked past the car, stopped and...
'but in my dreams I’m being chased by massive wasps with the face of Nicholas Lyndhurst' :D:D:D
My doctor said I had to stop masturbating.
I said why?
She said, because I'm trying to examine you!
Those that say smoking is a filthy, disgusting habit, but eat the insides and limbs of murdered animals.
Let he who is without sin, cast the first...
My girlfriend asked me for £10,000 for a gastric band.
I gave her a fiver and said get a padlock for the fridge.
In my first band, we were all just mates jamming.
However, as we got better, it was decided we had to get rid of the drummer, Ralph.
We drew lots...
More than the black Strat?
Think I may be a bit short that week, so it's your round when that comes up. :)
IIRC there's a banjo in that sale for...
I had my re-map done by Charles Atlas.
No one kicks sand in my face now.
‘Many of the guitars in this sale are guitars that have given me a tune, so a lot of them have earned their keep, you might say’ — David Gilmour...
I was speaking with someone about the racket from the concrete sections on the M25 recently and we both concluded there must be at least some...
Around 1000 miles I had the Goodyear Ays 3's fitted on my A6. 255/35/20.
I bought them because they were best in wet, best in fuel economy and...
I suppose it was only a matter of time...
Gino, I just can't work you out sometimes.
The guy wanted a wrap with foil pork pie wrappers and you use the ones from Melton Mowbray?