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    What's Everyone Watching on TV

    I certainly would even though I have a phobia of gingers :)
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    Wow!

    Wasn't it a similar situation with Amazon a few years back and look at them now ?
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    Tie me coffin down sport......

    ....... by Frank Spencer or the start of the zombie invasion. This puzzled me on the way to work :)
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    Really Really Stupid People

    My wife has a Kia Sportage, never broken down despite her best efforts to emulate ken block on a daily basis. The 1.6 diesel is quite revvy and quick enough. The dsg gearbox is good, its quite a funky thing with red piping and flat bottomed wheel. We have only visited the dealer once in 2...
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    CLK DTM replica on gumtree

    I know it's different but the DTM always was fugly let alone a replica. I would have rather have transplanted a 55k engine than the kit. But he ho makes a change from the badly done black reps.
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    Mercedes Bromley, Caterham, and Chelsea Have Closed

    When they say Bromley I take it they mean Bromley Beckenham to close and not Bromley Sydenham (Sydenham not even in Bromley !) As Sydenham was purpose built only a few years back ?
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    Stratton 500se w126

    In the prefacelift I much prefer the short wheelbase. On the facelift the long wheelbase is better, the Sacco's make the proportions so much better
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    200mph "SL"......

    There will be plenty of bids from sink hole dwellers without a pot to piss in who find this sort of tat very appealing. As to whether it will actually sell .....
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    Kiddies eh ....

    No worries, just hope you are not embarrassed by it all ! Don't read on young lady :) Woman goes to in for some plastic surgery "tidying up" down below When she wakes up there are 3 roses by her bedside. She asks the nurse where they came from. The nurse replies, one is from us for being...
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    SL63 in Mystic blue on 34k for £28k: what's not to like ?

    Perhaps they sold it to the current owner and had the blue pics on file ? Or one of their finance snatch backs ????
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    SL63 in Mystic blue on 34k for £28k: what's not to like ?

    I would make a smart ****d comment but I fell asleep looking at the grey on grey on grey interior.
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    Kiddies eh ....

    Another evening average evening in the PMP household. Dog 1 and 2 are ripping the £hit out of a Katie the Carrot soft toy. Wife number 1 says "Calm down its Katie the Carrot not Katie Price" Daughter number 1 (12 years old) without looking up from her laptop says "Katie the Carrot is probably...
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    Things you would like but can't get anymore

    Constant flirting with the teenage of bloke members of staff, crude gestures, unexplained absences at the same time as the teenage blokes, inappropriate clothing etc etc. Not saying there's anything wrong with it because she is a lovely person, whatever floats your boat :)
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    Things you would like but can't get anymore

    I am aware of back sack and crack (s.i.l is a beautician) I just didn't put 2 and 2 together in the context of the conversation because I never realised it could be a kinky thing, just (exceptionally painful) punishment in my eyes ! Won't be taking her up on that particular offer !
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    Things you would like but can't get anymore

    Being Married for 25 years I would like some of "it" but cant get "it" any more :) But saying that, where I work there is a proper Cougar who offered me a "BSC" but I didnt actually know what it was so politely made my excuses and left !
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    Does anyone know of cars with heated seat switches on actual seat ?

    That's the ticket :) Probably worth more than my van though. Although I'm always up for something outrageous ! Probably wouldn't be able to hide the mazza embossing from the wife though !
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    Does anyone know of cars with heated seat switches on actual seat ?

    Cheers for replies. I was thinking something completely different from a different manufacturer and more sporty. My daily hack car a mitsubishi has seat mounted switches but not really taken by the seats. My other van I bunged a seat in from a Saab 93 which is very comfortable but never could...
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    Dartford Crossing

    Or the other option is to get your Wife to set up an account in her name on her car for frequent trips to Lakeside. So that whenever you need to actually go through the tunnel for something actually important you can take her car and use her fuel and get her to pay the crossing charge :) :) :)
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    Does anyone know of cars with heated seat switches on actual seat ?

    alright good peoples. I would like to retrofit a new drivers seat for my van. Its going to be a pain to wire up console mounted heated seat controls so does anyone know or come across of a seat that has the switches mounted to the actual seat? Preferable with flatish runners would be good ...
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    Vito 114BlueTec Urban Edition Auto (W447) Mods.

    Mate. I think you are wasting your money. You should buy my van instead. Gumtree linky :)
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