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I hear you and I know I’ll regret it the minute it’s gone. Might even have a little cry. Maybe nobody will buy it lol.

There’s an argument for that but I’ve still got to pay for it while it’s sitting there unused, plus tax and insurance. Its also a good time to sell as they’re are fetching strong money at the moment for some odd reason

Boris is regretfully officially up for sale. Poxy coronavirus has meant I’ve closed my office and now permanently working from home so he’s not being driven. A cheap van looks the likely replacement. i have done a massive 3500 miles in 9 months so we’re creeping up to a huge 6500 miles lol Pm...

Husband: My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Colour of eyes? Husband: Sort of...

I’ve had a play in a Jeep GC Red Vapour and it was a riot. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Take a walk with my 3 year old out on the very quiet army ranges..exercise the old legs. It’s nice and windy so when we get there can we fly my kite which will exercise our arms or will the fun police arrest me? Bearing in mind we will probably not see another person. Sent from my iPhone using...

Methinks after all this there won’t be any money left for roads. Cancel HS2? Funnily enough there were 2 guys in a wagon with roadworks signs on the back, parked up on and off most of the day down our little close, feet up, reading the paper. Normal day for them then!! Sent from my iPhone...

I guess they’re also too proud to ask for help Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I’ve had to give 2 pairs of elderly neighbours a bollocking AGAIN today...”just nipping to the supermarket” despite everyone in a road offering help. We have a little WhatsApp group, everyone has everyone else’s phone numbers and there’s only 9 houses. Not like we don’t know any of them rather...

Value Engineering. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

All this fuss about eggs ffs, I couldn’t eat eggs for about 6 years due to an intolerance, was no big deal. Eat more beans!! Oh, hang on... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I’ve heard good things about the Lidl ones but I’m not venturing anywhere near there for the next couple of months lol Thanks for the reply’s so far Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

As we’ll probably be grounded for the foreseeable future, might as well SORN Boris and just use the other car. Given that it might be sitting there for a while is there a recommended trickle charger I can use? I know that CTEK are pretty good but unclear which one to get. Also, being as a C63...

Likewise :) Having 8 Dave’s and a Davina all in one place was a tad confusing though lol Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I’m with my son and his girlfriend...she’s blond and he’s a chav with a white tee shirt..stop us is you see us wandering around Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Are we wearing roses or daffodils? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Where about around parked up? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Because where money is concerned, people can’t be complete bastards, especially family. Sorry for your less fella. Double whammy there. No wonder your hurting. Will probably be facing a similar situation to you in due course. My dad passed away and left everything to my step mother on...

If it’s not absolutely lashing down I’ll come. A wander round car fiddling and a cuppa over there is always a good way to waste a couple of hours, especially if the Mrs and bin lids stay at home lol Edit..I won’t be passing Cobham services though so I’ll just rock up at 11 and look for a few...

Boris is minging Still sounds the same though :) Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk