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    It has a start button.:bannana::thumb::D I positively hated Windows 8 but after spending not too much time I am perfectly comfy with Windows 10 I only updated my W8 tablet but will be updating the desk top pretty soon as well
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    A young Jamaican University graduate applied for an engineering position at a Kingston based firm. A Trini Engineer also applied for the job, and both applicants, since they had the same qualifications on paper, were asked by the Department Manager to take a test. Upon completion of the test...
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    TWO PRAWNS Far away in the tropical waters of the Coral Sea , two prawns were swimming around. One called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, 'I'm...
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    A lawyer and a old man are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that old people are so stupid that he could get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the old man would like to play a fun game. The old man is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he...
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    Golf Panties.... A Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. 'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded. 'Well' she said, 'you don't give me enough housekeeping...
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    A man was relaxing in his back garden, sitting in the shade sipping a beer and listening to the radio. As he chilled out, his wife struggled with a manual mower, pushing up and down the large lawn, sweating and red-faced. The next door neighbour saw the woman battling with the mower and shouts...
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    As if the first one wasn't bad enough :p
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    A man received the following text from his neighbour: “I am so sorry Bill. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping up your wife, day and night when you're not around. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I...
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    The wife and I were having a massive row. "I'm so disappointed in you," she said. "When we got married I thought you were a brave man." "Yes," I replied, "and so did all my my friends."
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    ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY" And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel!!!
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    You can't get more romantic than this! Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a quiet hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room. He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong bed." The clerk...
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    I'm nickin that!! :thumb:
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    There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to...
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    Bad drivers will be hit with fixed-penalty fines of up to £100 under a government scheme. I think that's bit sexist.
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    An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting to St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful blood-curdling screams. “Oh my goodness,” says the old lady, “what is happening?” “Don’t worry about that,” says St. Peter, “It’s only someone having the holes...
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    A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the “Chicken Surprise”... The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid...
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    NO WONDER SO MANY OLDER GUYS RECKON THEY HAVE PROSTATE PROBLEMS!!! An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says,"I'm going to check your...
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    So why didn't you add one? :rolleyes:
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