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    Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics please)

    Did you hear about the Irish Kleptomaniac? He used to walk backwards into shops and leave things!
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    Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics please)

    Squeal boy.........
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    Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics please)

    "Trampoline" Cleaning agent for vagrants!
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    Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics please)

    A man asked his wife what she'd like for her 40th birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop...
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    Correct Battery

    The battery should have a number on it that denotes the type and size. You can use this to search online or go to one of the car service chains and ask what they have. AGM are still lead acid batteries and it has clearly worked whilst your father has had the car.
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    Mercedes eqa charge port door locked

    Have you read /checked the manual?
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    Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics please)

    A young man, fresh out of college wished to persue a career in wildlife conservation so he applied for and was successful in obtaining a position as a junior in a well respected Zoo. On his first day he was shown around by the head keeper who thought it best if the young man became familiar and...
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    Jap Import W222

    How many hours of work are involved in "a bit of coding"? Anyone who can do this will have invested in expensive equipment and will have also acquired considerable knowledge and expertise and that is what adds to the cost 👍
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    Even more new jokes... (No UK Politics please)

    Boeing is installing new seat designs in the 737 Max series.
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    Multiple Fault Warning Lights

    Unsure why. Part of the test showed Battery voltage at 14.9V If there was no load this is a reasonable reading from the alternator.
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    Multiple Fault Warning Lights

    Who carried out the diagnostics and what are their conclusions?
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    Multiple Fault Warning Lights

    A failing battery can cause multiple and seemingly unrelated faults. Check and charge the battery, delete the codes, rescan and see what codes come back 👍
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    Your day in three words.

    Walked the Woofer He disturbed Ducks Back for breakfast Freshly laid eggs From the girls Eggs still warm Poached on toast Had a haircut Back to home. Coffee and cake Now have G&T 😁😁😁
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    Recent purchase thread

    Picked up one of these from Toolstation 👍
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