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:confused: hello all and a very merry crimbo now that the cold weather is upon us i have began to notice a really bad draft around the center console and passenger side foot well. heating system is fine and although this may sound really stupid it seems to get a lot worse when turning left...

Q; When Is The Best Time To Sell An Irishman A Plot Of Land? A; When The Tide Is Out

Q; how many o.a.p`s does it take to change a light bulb ? A; Only one, the other fifteen are there to tell you the old one was better.

paddy and Murphy are flying an air shamrock plane into land when paddy turns to Murphy and says Murphy that there runway is awful short and Murphy replies i know but have you seen how f-----g wide it is

hello and welcome to the forum bought my first MB also several weeks ago and am over the moon with it. mine is a 1999 320 clk avt conv model with 75k on it but in exel cond. most of the members will prob tell you black is an absolute swine to keep on top of (polishing etc) price sounds ok but...

let me guess hughjarse your either a smog monster or one of those geordie wanabees

totally agree with DRYCE far too many w______s are getting away with driving without a license/ins/mot and its costing the rest of us a fortune. I'm not talking about joe blogs who has simply forgot and missed a renewal date by a day or two but the village idiot who just thinks it will never...

A Husband And Wife Are Getting Ready For Bed And The Wife Is Looking At Herself In The Long Mirror. I`m Fat And I`m Ugly She Says Pay Me A Compliment. He Replies Well Your Eye Sight Is Spot On.

A Husband And Wife Are On Safari In The African Outback When A Lion Jumps Out Grabs The Wife And Starts To Pull Her Back Into The Bushes. She Starts Screaming Shoot,shoot For Gods Sake Shoot And He Yells Back "i Can`t I`m Out Of Film"

Police Today Recovered The Skeletal Remains Of A Blond Woman From A Bedroom Cupboard In A House In Dublin. They Believe It May Be The Remains Of The 2005 Hide And Seek Champion.

A Blond Is Trying To Thumb A Lift When A Rolls Royce Pulls Up And A Old Guy Tells Her To Hop In. She Is Just Starting To Enjoy The Ride When She See`s Two Golf Tee`s On The Dash. What Are These For She Ask`s. There To Put My Balls On When I Drive Off. She Replies, F__k Me Rolls Royce Really Do...

Q; how do you turn a fox into an elephant? A; marry her!!!

two men sitting on a river bank fishing when a funeral procession passes. one of them stands up, takes off his hat and bow`s his head. that was very decent of you say`s his friend. oh it`s the least i could do after 20 years of marriage.

in the words of a famous actor "I DON`T BLOODY BELIEVE IT" can`t believe poor response to have a laugh request. has everyone had a humor lobotomy? i would have thought everyone has at least one joke that makes em smile or do all MB owners take life too seriously.

Post A Joke A Guy Is Doing His First Skydive,as He Clears The Plane He Counts 1 2 3 And Pulls The Cord, Nothing Happens He Panics And Pulls The Reserve Still Nothing, As He`s Plummeting To Earth Screaming He See`s A Guy Coming Upward Towards Him. He Screams Help Please Help Do You Know...

Ha Ha Love It Where`s Me Screwdriver (if Only I Had The Bottle)

Palm Trees HEY GLOJO WE HAVE PALM TREES :crazy: WE JUST KEEP THEM INDOORS HAHA:D

Music For The Driver Firestarter By The Prodigy To Give You The Rush And Waterfall By Enya To Chill You Back Out. I Personally Like The Early Work By Enigma To Chill Out To Aaarrrhhh:d

Very Cooool, Looks Like A Lot Of Fun

Will have a bit of a think and look at trying to set one up before back end of year, poss bite to eat/shandy or two. nice pub (good food) about 100yds off A19 and MB stealership about 50 yds away from that.