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Ban The Person Above You...
Banned for not pointing out that a real Scotsman only has two quarter pounders and a sausage under his kilt.- jfhuk
- Post #13,189
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Ban The Person Above You...
Banned for blowing in the wind and failing the emissions test.- jfhuk
- Post #12,940
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Ban The Person Above You...
Banned for not using your rear view mirror.- jfhuk
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Ban The Person Above You...
Banned for not dragging him to Salem and organising a trial.- jfhuk
- Post #12,889
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Ban The Person Above You...
Banned for attacking Peter's secret alter ego Miss Comma. What is the grammatical pedantic, Trotsky faction looking to demean next. Can't the man cross dress in peace!- jfhuk
- Post #12,884
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Ban The Person Above You...
Banned for playing under my thumb too many times.- jfhuk
- Post #12,874
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Ban The Person Above You...
Banned for not pointing out that Rodney is a plonker.- jfhuk
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Ban The Person Above You...
Banned for spending too much time in the small room using crapper talk.- jfhuk
- Post #12,851
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Ban The Person Above You...
Banned for not mentioning the biggest bestest, orangest fool ever. Ps you never paid for the wall.- jfhuk
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Ban The Person Above You...
Banned Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx- jfhuk
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Ban The Person Above You...
Banned for the quickest deportation out of UAE in awhile.- jfhuk
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Ban The Person Above You...
Banned that explains why you're always got the hump. Too many camels- jfhuk
- Post #12,833
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Ban The Person Above You...
Banned for drinking all the cheap Lidl Prosecco in one go..- jfhuk
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Ban The Person Above You...
Banned."Victory passes back and forth between men." homer no Simpson- jfhuk
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Ban The Person Above You...
Banned for not pointing out that a Toyota is what a posh West London lady uses to keep one amused.- jfhuk
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Ban The Person Above You...
Banned for revealing that MJ is Ernie's secret son, he's modded the Mercedes at Comand.com so it's now the fastest milk cart in the west.- jfhuk
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Ford's scrappage scheme
At least they've improved they used to be classed as Found On Road Dead or Fix Or Repair Daily.- jfhuk
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- Forum: General Discussion
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3 years free Comand update
Beware that £99 offer is just for the DVD, if you require a license pin or the stealer to do it, they'll demand their hands greased or your credit card relieved further.- jfhuk
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- Forum: Electronics and Audio
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Ban The Person Above You...
Banned for hanging around with some low level cloud types, you should aim to reach the heights of cirrocumulus, cirrus, and cirrostratus. ...- jfhuk
- Post #12,810
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Ban The Person Above You...
Banned for not realising he was referring to his ghostly white upper regions.- jfhuk
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