I'm really hoping you brainy lot will be able to help me out....
I have been a very proud owner of a 2001 208 CLK230 Kompressor for the past 4 years and I love it!
It has just been through a major A service for which I'm still waiting for the bill (ouch).
In order to...
I currently have a W209 and having shelled out money on having the washerjets cleaned and then replaced due to gunge, I've armed myself with Winterfit and Summerfit bottles.
As we are in winter obvisouly sensible to use the winterfit but I read on the summerfit it can be mixed with...
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to ge it started.
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished"?
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger"...
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went...
Not sure if you have seen this - my wife sent it to me - very funny and made me laugh, but better still wait until you see which brand it is advertising !!!!
The Dead Rabbit
A man is driving along a highway
and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunately the rabbit
jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man
as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to...
Just seen that a woman in North Wales has been fined £200 for applying her make-up whilst driving. Both hands off the wheel!!!! and the car was moving. She pleaded guilty, but I wonder what that plea would have been if there was no video evidence. Police harrassment, innocent motorist victimised...
THE BLONDE AND THE LORD
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.....getting out her fishing pole...
A trucker is driving his truck along a snow covered road, minding his own business and doing his job.
A car catches up to behind him and the trucker notices the blonde behind the wheel. :bannana:
The blonde starts flashing the car's lights and honking the horn.
After a few miles the truck...
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a National Organization for
Women gathering, and his blonde hostess naturally broached the subject
in which the doctor was most at ease.
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect
whether or not an individual is...
Two Blondes, were sitting on a bench one evening when one asked the other, "What do you think is farther, Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde gives her a puzzled look and replies,
"Helloooooooo--Can you see Florida?!"
well, it made me smile :)
Why do blondes have more fun ?
Because they're more easily impressed.
How do a blonde's brain cells die ?
Why do blondes make bad dairy farmers ?
Because they can't keep to calves together.
Whu don't blondes look out of the window in the morning ?
They'd have nothing to do...
Sorry Guys (and very sorry (blonde) Gals)
The jigsaw puzzle.
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's...
Norman and his blonde wife live in Fargo. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplough can get through". Norman's wife goes out...
A plane is on it's way to Melbourne when Christine, a blondie in Economy Class, gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger, as she paid for Economy she will have to go and...