A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a ‘handywoman’ and started to canvass a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
‘Well, I guess I could use somebody...
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
A police officer stops a...
and I could have been any of them:
Three blondes were applying for the last available position on the Texas
The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and
said, "So ya'll want to be a cop, eh?"
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got...
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck...