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  1. th3h1ghlander

    Fuel pump (HP) renewal C270 w203 (borked and leaking)

    Morning all, tried starting the old gal during the cold snap on Wednesday night, she would turn over but not start. Tried about 10 times until I could hear the starter motor labour with less battery power. Called out RAC home start and while the chap was checking battery (suspecting glow plugs...
  2. G

    UPCI (UHI) Control Unit borked

    So after a quick session on a Star machine it looks like the control module for the telephone prep (UPCI [UHI] Control Module) on my R-class (2006) has decided to pack in. As its on the MOST bus it helpfully means the whole comand system is offline. I can buy a replacement control unit for...
  3. C

    Heated seat borked

    Common problem in these cars I believe, but the heated drivers seat in my SL does not heat up the seat pad, only the back. I believe the heater element will be knackered and it is in the seat pad (which I presume means the leather you sit on). If so what is the likely cost of replacement...
  4. Rashman

    Borked

    Excuse my ignorance, but what the hell does "BORKED" mean?? When I open some threads on my iPhone, where people have posted up videos, I find there is no video, just the word "BORKED"?!
  5. stevieb15

    What is BORKED

    I know I'm a bit old but always thought I at least understood recent social, cultural and venacular development, but" BORKED" has defeated me. Is it something I should aim to be, would I enjoy a good "bork" Can someone help me please, including how and when I should do it and could it happen...
  6. A

    What's all this borked stuff about???

    Never heared it so googled it, why threads are all ending with borked comments....... Urban dictionary Borked= To have totally fcuked something up. Usually by doing something stupid. Specifically used to describe technology that is broken Example Admin: I totally borked my...
  7. crockers

    Borked. Why?

    I am finding many threads that obviously have had a you tube link or something in them and have been commented on. But the link now just says Borked ! Why is this? It is getting rather annoying. If it's being moderated then surely the whole thread should be deleted. Or is there some other reason.
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