1. Marvin16x

    My brain says I should leave Germany to live in a van in the UK

    Hi all, I want to keep this as short as possible. I'm very unhappy with my life here in Germany and have been for many years now. I'm only 23 but could never really get along with the lifestyle of the western youth (submissively obey, party hard on the we, not care about anything etc). When I...
  2. stwat

    Duff brain

    I went to test a battery with my circuit tester. Switched it on to see a blank screen. I'll have to test the battery with my circuit tester thought I for a split second,,,! :doh: have you had any similar brain freezes?
  3. LTD

    The Thursday night brain melter ….

    I need your help …….. it's an off the wall problem. I am currently in the process of redecorating what was my converted garage-come-fish room. I had a huge marine fish tank and it's now gone and I have a much smaller tank. However, to allow the existing livestock to be maintained I need to...
  4. artyman

    Brain dead

    Likely to be body dead if he does this sort of thing! Note the new CLA at the start of the clip. How not to recharge your battery - YouTube
  5. grumpyoldgit

    Please engage brain before taking the car out.

    Photographs courtesy of a friend of a friend, but felt I should share. I'm told they are authentic, genuine photos and they appear to me to be right. :doh:
  6. A

    anyone up on this fault code rear ( car brain c168 )

    hi guys i know its best to use star readers etc for merc vechicals .but has anyone tryed one of these on a merc e320 cdi .reason i ask i borrowed one and guy said it would read the ecu .evern thow it has the vechical listerd and the correct 38pin lead it will read in depth of the gearbox but...
  7. M

    c200k fault code p0172 (brain in meltdown)

    Hi being trying to sort my c200k with fault code P0172 rich running.. has anyone got a possible answer to this? so far its had new wiring loom and cam sensor with blockers.. lambda sensor (both), Maf sensor and the whole system smoke pro'd to detect any intake leaks.. so far no joy.. Any...
  8. M

    Accidently used old blue v5! I have pregnancy brain!

    I have recently part exchanged my car and when I took it into the trader I took and have posted to the dvla the old blue v5 by accident, just realised as I found the new red one when sorting out! Does anyone know if it will be ok or not? I sent it off at the same time as my tax refund too...
  9. D

    Battery drain, and battery Brain.

    I have a V220 cdi which I purchased second-hand. The guy I bought it off had a second battery installed, under the drivers seat.The reason for this was because he had a lot of extra gadgets fitted which consumed power. I found that if I left the vehicle sitting for much more than a day, it would...
  10. flowrider

    The amazing human brain...........

    It looks weird but you can read it. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the...
  11. M

    A maths brain teaser - thats driving us nuts

    Mrs mapleleaf has a friend who is taking an aptitude test tomorrow that involves answering a variety of questions - some multiple choice , some you have to work out and write out the answer and how you got there. We got hold of an example of the type of questions and this one has completely...
  12. T

    w124 rcl brain and keys

    My rcl has dies I think, tried resetting, the key works under a camera, so it has to be the rcl.
  13. Spinal

    Brain Drain?!

    Over the last 12 months, I've noticed that just about every friend I had in college has gotten a job... Problem is, every single one of them has gotten a job outside of the UK... Apparently, they can get better paid jobs in countries where the cost of living is lower and where engineers are...
  14. verytalldave

    Brain Teaser

    A good way to waste some time. I have yet to do this............. Circle the Cat ~ Grandma Faith's
  15. T

    W124 Estate RCL Brain Reset? Immobilised!

    Hi, folks, I'm a total noob, so please be patient. I bought an E200 Estate yesterday (S124) and love it have wanted one for ages. The remote central locking wasn't working, so I figured I could have a look at it myself, see what the problem was. I found under the seat drivers side rear the RCL...
  16. B

    Location of W124 RCL brain?

    Can anyone tell me where the "brain" for RCL locking on a W124 estate lives? It doesn't appear to be under the metal tray in the passenger footwell. Is it under the rear seat on the driver's side? Anyone have a part number for it? Nick Froome
  17. WLeg

    5 Min brain teaser

    No calculators allowed.... There are 7 girls on a bus each girl has 7 back pack's in each back pack is 7 big cats for each big cat thier are 7 little cats Question: how many legs are on the bus 7 x 2 = 14 7 x 7 x 7 x4 = 1372 7 x 7 x 7 x 7 x 4 = 9604 Total = 10990
  18. M

    AMG logo brain teaser

    I noticed that the AMG logo has thick stripes which become thinner as they get closer to the word AMG. Does anyone know what the stripes represent ? Answer after 20 posts or sooner !
  19. J

    Pick your Brain's EOBD/OBII!!!!

    Guys, My E300td 1999 is it EOBD/OBII Compliant has it these plugs and if so where is the diagnostic plug! Thanks Gino
  20. HughJarse

    Are you Left or Right Brain

    Which way does the lady spin clockwise youre right brained anticlockwise youre left brained,21598,22492511-5005375,00.html The Right Brain vs Left Brain test ... do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise? If clockwise, then you use...
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