A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese Businessman and an Aussie were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.
The Aussie fumed, "What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"
The Indian Doctor chimed in, "I don't...
only very slightly rude!!
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates, St.. Peter
asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I...