> >Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the
> >bathroom floor.
> >Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did a splits and
> >suction-cupped herself to the floor.
> >She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!"
> >Bruce came...
Jock was in London wearing his tartan when a curious lady asked if there was anything worn under the kilt.
'No madam,' he replied with a flourish. 'Everything is in perfect working order.'
The Kirkcaldy undertaker sent a telegram to the bereaved man, telling him his mother-in-law had died and...