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Insurance time again! (groan) Tried all the usual suspects and in the end went for a policy with Elephant (part of Admiral Insurance so I gather) Considering my age (22), Greater London postcode, type of vehicle, where it is kept and what it is used for etc etc... Fully Comprehensive...

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively...

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds." When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20...