Anyone on the Forum that is in business with their spouse (either as a company or in a partnership) will be interested to know that the Treasury have published proposed legislation to come into play April 2008.
Where one of...
Lonely woman, aged 80, decided that it was time to get married.
She put an ad in the local paper that read:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (80's)
MUST NOT BEAT ME
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN...
A husband and wife are talking about life in general and they start talking about the future.
WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn't you...