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  1. M

    W210 E300TD Fuel Pump Help, I'm an idiot!!!!!!!

    Hi Fellow Members Firstly excuse me if I haven't made my introductions in the introduction area, I can't seem to find it!!! I have a problem and was hoping that someone could help me, as I have been searching google for the last half an hour, and various forums, and can't seem to find the...
  2. Satch

    Stupid parents and idiot children.

    So it is Christmas Day mid afternoon by which time your children have gone well OTT and parents have had enough. What to do? Take them for a walk. So of course by this time any remaining shreds of self control the children had has vanished and they are running aroound like lunatics and one of...
  3. S

    feel like an idiot, but...

    hi Guys, it seems I need to start posting in order to avail myself of the full usage of this forum, so here i go, Oh by the way recently purchaced a C240 elegance 0n a S plate, enjoying it at the moment and still worrying about what could go wrong with the motor and the cost i may have to pay...
  4. big_amg

    E320 CDI idiot needs help please!!!

    hi people, recently bought a 2001 e320 cdi avantgarde, beautiful car with leather, comand, parktronic etc. drives lovely and has done 120k miles. For the last couple of weeks, i have noticed that when i try to start it for the first time of the day, it starts and then cuts out straight away...
  5. scumbag

    C63 being driven by an idiot

    well, by idiot, I do mean yours truly. So in reality it should read short fat baldy idiot. And as I used a freely available web download for editing there is an access statement imposed over it. never mind.
  6. scumbag

    the Idiot and the Fool....

    Please sir it wasn't me, it was him:doh: autosport.com - F1 News: Mosley denies Briatore revenge claims you big baby, it was you all along.:ban: autosport.com - F1 News: Briatore hits back at Mosley wait, wait.....what about me?:thumb: autosport.com - F1 News: Schumacher...
  7. scumbag

    The Idiot Speaks out

    Now that he has gone, he has gone quietly hasn't he? Max Mosley: the inside story on McLaren's 'spygate' and the F1 teams breakaway - Telegraph one assumes the man has no idea that there maybe a number of people in this world able to form an opinion based on fact and not based on what he...
  8. garystu1965

    I've been a complete idiot / bit hasty

    The dealers had replaced the seals. I've had a closer look at them in the rare sunshine. The reason I thought they hadn't replaced them is the seals on the body side are still the same (my silicon grease is in there). It doesn't mention the body frame seals. Anyway the car is finally fixed. The...
  9. BTB 500

    OK I'm an idiot!

    Driving up to Coventry early this morning to chair an AGM. Suddenly notice that the TomTom (which uses their Traffic service) shows 50 mins late :eek: Much stress, road works with SPECS then add to the delay. Some spirited driving (without exceeding the speed limits, obviously ;)) gets it...
  10. D

    Freakin idiot

    On the way to work this morning, in a queue of traffic, on a quickish but windy A road got overtaken by a chavved up Ford Focus. This was bad enough let me tell you, but the icing on the cake was that the driver had chosen to overtake on what couldn't really be described as a "straight" in the...
  11. P

    Idiot in a silver Astra estate on the M6

    Complete and utter moron in 57 plate astra estate.. what the f*** were you doing undertaking, cutting ppl up and then giving ppl the finger! You are scum! rant over!
  12. kraftwerk

    K11 NGY - CL63 AMG driven by an idiot

    On the M1 last Saturday, don't think I've ever seen a car driven more aggressively or with less thought for anyone else on the road. Tailgating to within a few inches of the car in front, undertaking at every opportunity and not really getting anywhere in the process. Well done, 'KUNGY' -...
  13. M

    idiot ebay buyer!!!!

    as some of you will already know, ive got a clean w124 for sale. I put it in the classified section and then on ebay. The auction finished last friday with a top bid of £741, the buyer is fairly local to me, so i figured they come pick it up over the weekend. My auction listing clearly stated...
  14. pjs

    Idiot car buyers - a rant

    Only been a year since I sold a car on Autotrader, but the increase in the amounts of idiots who cant even speak properly is getting on my tytz. Plenty calls for my c203k, but questions like "is it petrol or diesel", "what does it do to the gallon?", "is it a nice colour?" are just a few of...
  15. B

    C43 idiot (front bumper)

    (Doh) I did the look how fast it goes **** tonight, yes i know!!! now i need a C43 front bumper. Along with wing, headlight, indicator etc but know all that stuff is standard apart from bumper. Any colour/condition considered. Please let the **** with the heavy right foot know if you can help...
  16. I

    idiot drivers

    I have recently taken a job where i have to commute 45 minutes along country roads and i have never experianced worse drivers in my life 1. morons who go at 90 at straights but go at 20 round bends 2. idiots who drive in the pouring rain with no lights on 3.people who dont friggin indicate at...
  17. philiggy

    124 Infa red door handle sensor (idiot dealers)

    Aren't dealers great, I'm not sure which dealership is wrong, my newly aquired 96 124 has had the door handle sensor knocked out, York Mercedes tell me its coded to the car and is 66 quid, Harrogate Mercedes tell me it isn't and is 172 quid:crazy: So is it coded to the car, or will one off...
  18. IBN

    Another question from a technical idiot!!

    Hi Guys I've a 1990 W129 300SL - I'm having my wheels refurbed and noticed this morning when I was removing the front wheels that the corrugated plastic sleeving around the shock absorbers has become "shredded" over the summer. It all clean around there but while I've got the wheels off, I'd...
  19. guydewdney

    Blackberry idiot help...

    OK - just been given one of these things - the 8800 version.... Vodafone branded. How the hell do i even start with getting my gmail (for example) forwarded to it? it also says 'data connection refused' at the top, and gprs (lowercase) - i thought gprs was the data connection? The...
  20. garystu1965

    Idiot Vectra driver

    On my way to work I have to pull out of a road on a bend of a main road. This morning I pulled out and as I joined the road a Vectra flies up right behind me (probably jumping a red light at the lights just round the corner I can't see). He swerves to avoid me and joins the outside lane of...
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