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evening folks, i (german) just stumbled upon a joke on facebook and found it rather funny. here's a quick translation of it: a true story (of course) policeman at the roadside check: have you been drinking? man: yes, i have. you know, it was my daughter's wedding today and we came from far...

Bought my C220 last month with FSH although it isn't Merc SH well after driving it around for a month I thought it not as responsive as I think it should be so today I checked the air filter [emoji15] couldn't get the cover off, it was stuck fast, when it eventually came off I was shocked, I had...

Feel free to share for a laugh! I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, "I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..." Then I said, "turn Left".

Has something gone on in the US or is it simply a comedy sketch? Worth watching for the bit towards the end. http://sundown.me.uk/technology/mercedes-aa-class.mp4

Our Prime Minister =May. Our Chancellor =Hammond. There were enough jokes around last month about having Clarkson as Foreign Minister... We all thought it was a joke. But today, after rescuing 2 French & 2 German holidaymakers who drifted out to sea on lilos, there's proof that Clarkson has...

Lorry carrying 22 tonnes of ketchup spills load across the East Lancs Road - Liverpool Echo :)

Drivers face a slippery situation as 24 tonnes of lard spill across motorway - Mirror Online Good job it wasnt in Yorkshire or else you wouldnt be able to move for flat cap wearing, whippet owners wiping their bread on the road :devil:

http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/301534198295?nav=SEARCH Take a scroll through the pictures and prices in the window, these guys couldn't sell their grey xf so wrapped it for a few hundred quid and put a grand on it???

I bought my 2009 CLK 350 Convertible 2 weeks ago. I have a wind deflector but unfortunately didn't get the bag it came in. I rang MB parts and they said they could not sell me the bag but could sell me a complete Wind Deflector including bag. My reply ' You want me to spend approx. £450 for...

Felt the need to rant about the whole puppy buying process and how you hear about how bad puppy farming is and that the KC is trying to stop bad breeders etc. but from my experience today they are completely useless! Having decided some months ago to add a puppy to our family (we have been...

I saw some s class W220 4 white strip rear lights for sale on e bay at £90 but pick up only so messaged person if they would deliver , they replyed no ,so the lights did not sell and the person relisted them for £75 I messaged again and the person said ok to posting and changed the ad to free...

Wonder if the owner was trying to be ironic ! 2001 Mercedes Benz C32 AMG Estate W203 | eBay Nice looking car though !

What a joke that Wayne Looney is:fail, all he does is wander around aimlessly while other Players are running rings around him, and to top it all if he cant take a corner kick properly:doh:, he should never be in the Team, I don't think he really gives a toss as long as he gets his £ 3000 a week...

I've had the odd idiot in the past on eBay. Oh my little son hit the buy it now ( and managed to confirm the fact ) I bidded by accident. But just lately everything I've sold is to some ***** who never responds to messaged and never pays up. I really wish as a seller you could do something about...

HOW MANY MORE DOCTORS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB? | TROPFEST AUSTRALIA I quite enjoyed this.

:crazy: Just put my reg into we buy any car website for a casual look! Now that has got to be a real con. Sept 2012 c220cdi amg sport plus saloon, black as new with 4600 miles, guess how much they offered. Your valuation of £14,590 is valid for 5...

I had 2 tyres fitted and tracking checked at my local Kwik fit centre, I asked for the tyres to be fitted to the front as the outside edges had worn below the 1.6 mm, he said it would be about an hour so I left it with them, when I returned the job wasn't quite finished, had to wait 30 mins, the...

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond. By the end you'll wish you had a club and a spade.

A teacher asked her class of 10 year olds to write a list of 10 animals for their weekend homework. On Monday morning she said, "Good morning children, I hope you all had a lovely weekend. I don't have time to mark all your weekend homeworks individually so please open your homework books and...

Just read this on another forum. Very funny! :) Anyone got any? A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Nicole Farhi suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and D+G tie, leans...