1. ringway

    Humour. Race-related jokes and jokes relating to tragic events.

    A month or so ago, I read this thread (LINK) after researching what those from The Emerald Isle think about typical Paddy and Mick jokes. Is it ok to tell jokes that ridicule Irish people, or does almost every joke have someone that is ridiculed and perhaps can be considered acceptable? I know...
  2. D

    Even more new jokes...

    The 'More Jokes' thread is a nightmare to post on because, I'm assuming, there's been that many posts. Pretty much every time I post, it double posts, so I thought it'd be better to simply start a new thread....
  3. D

    Yorkshireman jokes

    Never a truer word spoken in jest.. 5J1xPU8GOH8
  4. neilz

    Worst christmas cracker jokes

    When you've opened your christmas crackers, why not post your horrible jokes here? In the meantime, Air Wick sent me their newsletter (think I signed up to get a discount voucher!) and they linked to the worst christmas jokes I've seen for ages! AIR WICK
  5. trando

    Anyone know any good BMW jokes?

    A couple of M5 driving colleagues need putting in their places.....
  6. jimti

    Christmas cracker jokes

    I just thought we could all share our worst ones What did the Slug say to the Snail? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Big Issue sir?
  7. The Boss

    Mercedes Jokes

    Teeing Off With A Mercedes Benz On a golf tour in Newfoundland,Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes Benz into a gas station in a remote part of the island. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner, completely unaware of who the golf pro is. “Mornin’ bye”...
  8. tlzeebub

    Maybe this should go in the jokes section
  9. carnut

    How NOT to...could be in the Jokes thread

    This is probably the most awfull AutoExpress article Ive read. This is NOT how to clean your car as im sure you all know!....what a joke but pity the poor person who tries it!:crazy:
  10. Spinal

    Hotel Jokes

    There are tons of hotel jokes out there, and, having grown up in a hotel (practically) I like most of them... but only two I've read have made me laugh really hard! Here's the first...
  11. glojo

    More Jokes

    A man starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realising his employer wont be best pleased he disposes of the fish by...
  12. Dieselman

    Chav jokes pinched from elsewhere.

    A couple of these are slightly crude. Those of a nervous disposition look away now. Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut? A. One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? A. Society. Q. What does a chav girl use as...
  13. A

    1001 jokes

    German family go shopping for the day, to buy a present for young Hans as it's his birthday. His father says to him " Hans you always learn a valuable lesson about life on your birthday". After a very long afternoon of him not liking anything, they finally end up in a sports shop and they split...
  14. Flyer

    Couple of jokes ...

    [Usual disclaimers, don't read on if easily offended, blah, blah ...] Two Kerry men walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in...
  15. A

    jokes that make you say "Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

    There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks and they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree off in the distance. As they get closer...
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