A month or so ago, I read this thread (LINK) after researching what those from The Emerald Isle think about typical Paddy and Mick jokes.
Is it ok to tell jokes that ridicule Irish people, or does almost every joke have someone that is ridiculed and perhaps can be considered acceptable?
The 'More Jokes' thread is a nightmare to post on because, I'm assuming, there's been that many posts.
Pretty much every time I post, it double posts, so I thought it'd be better to simply start a new thread....
When you've opened your christmas crackers, why not post your horrible jokes here?
In the meantime, Air Wick sent me their newsletter (think I signed up to get a discount voucher!) and they linked to the worst christmas jokes I've seen for ages!
Teeing Off With A Mercedes Benz
On a golf tour in Newfoundland,Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes Benz into a gas station in a remote part of the island.
The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner, completely unaware of who the golf pro is.
This is probably the most awfull AutoExpress article Ive read. This is NOT how to clean your car as im sure you all know!....what a joke but pity the poor person who tries it!:crazy:
A man starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge
fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death
with a spade.
Realising his employer wont be best pleased he disposes of the fish by...
A couple of these are slightly crude. Those of a nervous disposition look away now.
Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
A. One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
Q. What does a chav girl use as...
German family go shopping for the day, to buy a present for young Hans as it's his birthday. His father says to him " Hans you always learn a valuable lesson about life on your birthday".
After a very long afternoon of him not liking anything, they finally end up in a sports shop and they split...
[Usual disclaimers, don't read on if easily offended, blah, blah ...]
Two Kerry men walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in...
There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for
weeks and they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping
for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar,
they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree off in the
As they get closer...