OK I've unashamedly stole this from another forum.
Easy really just change one letter in a film or song title to completely change it.
I'll start with a few.
TOP BUN - A young Paul Hollywood falls for Mary Berry whilst training to be a pastry chef. In a tent!
THE ****ET LIST - A man...
In the post this morning stating that they've had notification from AN Other Insurance Co that my car was in an 'incident' at the doctors surgery on 30th Jan 2017.
No other info but they wanted pictures of my car.
On that day I was at the docs and did reverse into a parked car: squarely...
I've just heard on the radio about RR employees being sent a letter of possible consequences if we leave the EU. They may as move it all back to Munich as far as I'm concerned and stick a propellor on the front. At this juncture perhaps the government might wake up and realise this country is...
Guys, recently i had some faults with the motor where springs broke, pads needed changing and so on. Being an MB customer and getting services and repairs done by them i went back to them to ask for price on items and labour. It took two MB dealerships to come back with nothing as I had to call...
Came across this post on the Alfa Romeo forums. Its an automated translation from the Russian but despite that has a certain charm all of its own while describing what its like to drive an Alfa Mito in Siberia!
Now a little history of the Italian car in the harsh Russian winter.
I'm new here, sorry if I post this in the wrong section.
I'm an expat Brit living in Germany. I have a Viano 2.2CDI diesel, 8 seats, Euro 4 emission standard (with a German green '4' Umweltzone sticker). I was in the Bromley/Chislehurst area at the beginning of August, and drove within...
Just had a letter from the council regarding getting my drive widened, but I'm having trouble deciphering the following :
"to prevent overrunning and damage to the footway the width of the new or widened crossover cannot be less than the width of the back of footway entrance onto your...
Found this on the tinternet this morning, thought it may be of interest to some
1965 letter selling the Mercedes-Benz 190 Diesel
July 12, 1965
"Forget it, Heinz," the experts told me. "It Just won't sell here."
They were talking about the Mercedes-Benz 190 Diesel -- a car that is...
Dark days indeed. The Nazis have just been pushed back from Stalingrad but are preparing for an offensive in Kursk. The outcome of the war on the Eastern Front is far from being decided, as indeed is the whole outcome of WW2. In typical British spirit, there is only one thing to do in such dire...
I am going to write a letter to MB about the auto shut off valve and its failing 3 times. I feel that there is some fundamental fault in the V6 and want their opinion of how they intend to rectify this.
I know that there is little chance to get much response but was wondering does anyone...
I have scanned the user manual and this website but I can't see anywhere an explanation for a graphic in my display, a capital 'P' in a box !
It is above the DNRP display and only seems to appear at speeds under around 20mph or so (I think !), I thought it was related to the Parktronic but it...
We are writing to thank you for supporting Shelter to continue to provide vital services and projects to help people across the country who are in desperate housing need. Without your support we would be unable to help the 170,000 people who seek our advice and support each...
Some advice if you will please:
Today I received a letter from the DVLA saying that I failed to notify disposal of a vehicle and therefore have to pay a fine.
However, the registration mark on the letter isn't one I recognise.
The letter states that the transfer took place on...
Rt Hon David Miliband MP
Secretary of State.
Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA),
17 Smith Square
London SW1P 3JR
16 July 2009
Dear Secretary of State,
My friend, who is in farming at the moment, recently received a cheque
for £3,000 from the...
So I'm working on a letter to send out to a few companies in the area looking for sponsors for the Timbuktu Challege... Could you guys tell me what you think of it?
I'm thinking of sending it to:
- Castrol (oil, fluids and lubes)
- Halfords (filters)
I'm writing a letter to a company that I ordered a bit of kit from and never had it delivered.
Should I include in the letter that their final chance to rectify the situation by sending me my receiver (or a full refund) before I escalate the matter to a small claims court? Or...
Go on........ sack me!
How dare the BBC dismiss Carol Thatcher for a slip of the tongue remark she made in a private conversation? Equally, how dare the BBC continue to employ Jonathon Ross after he deliberately made far more offensive remarks on air?
As a child of the 60’s, to me a Golliwog...