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A man is driving down an almost deserted road and breaks down near a monastery. Once he realises it will be impossible to get the car going he decides that it would be prudent to ask for some assistance so he goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car has broken down. It is...

Well apart from not me obviously;) ... A new monk arrives at a monastery. He is assigned to the other monks to copy all the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying from copies and not the originals. So he goes to the head monk and pointsa out that ifd there...