1. Reggie-rock

    Nil by Mouth

    Hope you are all enjoying you Saturday morning breakfast as I cant eat or drink anything as my hernia operation is this morning, so as you can guess I am hungry and thirsty. I am making use of the time I am unable to use my car though by sending the broken sat nav off for repair.
  2. S

    Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?

    A Police Officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Christ, officer I had it on Cruise Control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs Calibrating.' Not looking up from her Sudoku the wife says: 'Now Don't be silly...
  3. Swozza

    Hearts in my mouth, won't start C32

    Hi All Gone to start my C32 and nothing happens only a faint click noise not the rumble of a 360hp engine. Nothing on the dash, no warning lights flashing or malfunctions. Having quite alot of bad luck. Any ideas? (Its has a full tank)
  4. pammy

    Foot and Mouth Terrible news. As if there hasn't been and still isn't enough to cope with. Fingers' crossed it's contained.
  5. simonl

    SLK230: All mouth and no trousers

    Hi all, I don't know if it's me but lately, when i kick down at anything above say 40/50, my car seems to go thru the motions of trying to accelerate but then not actually doing a very good job of it. Drops down a gear, high revs, but not much acceleration. I've just had a new air filter...
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