Last year my mate Dave found out that he couldn't have kids.
He was absolutely devastated, so being the kind of guy I am, I offered to have sex with his wife, which they both agreed to.
Dave called me today and said, "Look, you've been shagging my wife twice a day for the last six months and...
After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as
they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife
didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that...