Great detail! Saw this yesterday when topaz put it up. But this is a rare occasion for a dealership to pay for car to be properly detailed. Love how the news make it sound complex lol, topaz don't even use advanced lsp's but they do have the contracts to valet all the top dealerships in London!
In all honesty, it did make me laugh what I wrote and was very tongue-in-cheek.
Last time I washed the car I used the two bucket method.
However, I always do my back in when reaching the lower order so I use my local hand car wash and have done for 3 years now.
I polish it myself and I get pearls of water when it rains although the car does have some swirl marks.
I also like a clean (and not tatty) car but not obsessively so - for me it is a car at the end of the day and there to be used and I use it every day and don't worry about it.