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And God said, "Let there be light"; and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. And God saw the light and it was good; He saw the quarterly bill and that was not good.
Spike Milligan

Advertising is legalised lying.
H.G.Wells

Her face could launch a thousand dredgers.
Jack de Manio on Glenda Jackson

People say I wasted money. I say 90 percent went on women, fast cars, and booze. The rest I wasted.
George Best

I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.
Ken Dodd

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
Billy Connolly

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christe

I am fond of children - except boys.
Lewis Carroll

No Opera plot can be sensible, for in sensible situations people do not sing.
W.H.Auden

Death - The most convenient time to tax rich people.
David Lloyd George

There are 10 types of people who understand Binary - Those who do - and those who dont!
Marc300SL
 
There are 10 types of people who understand Binary - Those who do - and those who dont!
Marc300SL

I have that on a t-shirt I bought from think-geek! :D
 
"My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects."
Les Dawson
i'll get my coat.. lol (not geting drawn into any other daft jokes that make a uk top 10)
 
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SEM said:
"My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects."
Les Dawson
I'll tell the Wife the one... :eek:

Here's another
I'm still getting sex at 74. I live at 75, so it's not far to walk. :D
Bob Monkhouse
 

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