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And God said, "Let there be light"; and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. And God saw the light and it was good; He saw the quarterly bill and that was not good.
Spike Milligan
Advertising is legalised lying.
H.G.Wells
Her face could launch a thousand dredgers.
Jack de Manio on Glenda Jackson
People say I wasted money. I say 90 percent went on women, fast cars, and booze. The rest I wasted.
George Best
I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.
Ken Dodd
The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
Billy Connolly
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christe
I am fond of children - except boys.
Lewis Carroll
No Opera plot can be sensible, for in sensible situations people do not sing.
W.H.Auden
Death - The most convenient time to tax rich people.
David Lloyd George
There are 10 types of people who understand Binary - Those who do - and those who dont!
Marc300SL
Spike Milligan
Advertising is legalised lying.
H.G.Wells
Her face could launch a thousand dredgers.
Jack de Manio on Glenda Jackson
People say I wasted money. I say 90 percent went on women, fast cars, and booze. The rest I wasted.
George Best
I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.
Ken Dodd
The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
Billy Connolly
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christe
I am fond of children - except boys.
Lewis Carroll
No Opera plot can be sensible, for in sensible situations people do not sing.
W.H.Auden
Death - The most convenient time to tax rich people.
David Lloyd George
There are 10 types of people who understand Binary - Those who do - and those who dont!
Marc300SL