100 year old toilet destroyed by e bay seller

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  1. Druk

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    And Rex will pass a motion to wipe.
     
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    This whole thread is just toilet talk .

    Should've gone to Dan Dan the lavatory man .
     
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    You lot are potty.

    -t
     
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    I'm incistern this stops here.
     
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    Geordie joke! I wonder if anyone south of the Tees will get this one??:D
     
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    or North for that matter
     
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    The eBay seller:

    Pee's an old ex-con who's been away
    Now he's back no one's safe
    Stool pigeon
    Ha ca caca
     
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    Sorry, yes the Tweed is probably the northern limit of comprehension!;)
     
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    Care to explain for us southerners? I presume it's the Tees way of saying internet, but I'm probably wrong :)
     
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  10. MancMike

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    Another thread down the toilet...
     
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    It will all pan out in the end :D
     
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    Netti or Netty is a local name for a toilet, a place of necessity
     
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    Never mind the gags, "100 year old toilet destroyed by e bay seller" has got to be a contender for the MBClub UK `Thread Title of the Year` award 2014...
     
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    Four whole pages of toilet puns. Absolutely brilliant!
     
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    ^Aye. The members have done a good jobbie (a term used much further north that the Tees).
     
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    This thread is so funny... Keep it up people :D
     
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