100 year old toilet destroyed by e bay seller

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  1. ItalianTuneUp

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    Anyone trying to tell these toilet jokes without grinning would be dead pan.
     
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    9/10 people with toilet troubles didn't seat coming.
     
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    Let's just go with the flow until you decide to wipe your hands of it.
     
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    Yep, you just gotta roll with it.

    The buyer was in-cistern that unless said crapper was reassembled, that he would have to bury it, interred if you will.

    The seller said he wood have to se-at, before u-bend any more rules, and fly off the handle.

    The chain of events should restore sanitary to the situation and put wheels back in motion. It's stool up in the air at the moment, so nobody knows how it will all pan out.
     
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    So have you washed your hands of it?
     
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    Or shut the lid on it?
     
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    Interested?

    On my travels yesterday, I came across what looks to be a splendid (and complete) example for your collection.

    I am happy to negotiate directly with the owner (for a small commission) or for a suitable finders fee let you have it's location

    Please PM me with your thoughts.

    Kind regards

    Bogfinder General.
     

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    I know narrowboats are miserable things , but I wouldn't call it a toilet !
     
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    They don't float your boat or pull your chain?
     
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    It's a sh1t job, but somebody's gotta poo it ;-)
     
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    You're on a bowl now!
     
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    Thanks, but perhaps it's just a flush in the pan?
     

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