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German family go shopping for the day, to buy a present for young Hans as it's his birthday. His father says to him " Hans you always learn a valuable lesson about life on your birthday".
After a very long afternoon of him not liking anything, they finally end up in a sports shop and they split up. Hans goes off with his sister to look around.
He ends up in the world cup football section picks up an England shirt and says to his sister " I have decided to be an England supporter I want you to buy me this shirt".
His sister slaps him on the cheek and says "Don't be stupid go and see your mother"
He goes up to his mother and says "I have decided to be an England supporter. I want you to buy me this shirt".
His mother slaps him twice and says "I will not buy that, go and see your father.
He finds his father and says "Father I have decided to be an England supporter, I want you to buy me this shirt".
His father slaps him hard and says "Don't be ridiculous. Right we are all going home, everybody back to the car".
After half an hours driving he turns to his son and says "Hans did you learn anything today?"
"Yes father"
"What did you learn?"
"Well father. I have only been an England fan for half an hour and I already hate you German Bas*ards".
After a very long afternoon of him not liking anything, they finally end up in a sports shop and they split up. Hans goes off with his sister to look around.
He ends up in the world cup football section picks up an England shirt and says to his sister " I have decided to be an England supporter I want you to buy me this shirt".
His sister slaps him on the cheek and says "Don't be stupid go and see your mother"
He goes up to his mother and says "I have decided to be an England supporter. I want you to buy me this shirt".
His mother slaps him twice and says "I will not buy that, go and see your father.
He finds his father and says "Father I have decided to be an England supporter, I want you to buy me this shirt".
His father slaps him hard and says "Don't be ridiculous. Right we are all going home, everybody back to the car".
After half an hours driving he turns to his son and says "Hans did you learn anything today?"
"Yes father"
"What did you learn?"
"Well father. I have only been an England fan for half an hour and I already hate you German Bas*ards".