45 things a Woman CANT do !!

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45 Things a woman cant do


1. Know anything about a car except its color.
2. Understand a film plot.
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message.
4. Lift.
5. Throw.
6. Run.
7. Park.
8. Read a map.
9. Rob a bank.
10. Sit still.
11. Tell a joke.
12. Play snooker.
13. Pay for dinner.
14. Eat a kebab while walking.
15. Argue without shouting.
16. Get told off without crying.
17. Understand fruit machines.
18. Walk past a shoe shop.
19. Make a decent bacon sandwich.
20. Not comment on stranger's clothes.
21. Use small amounts of toilet paper.
22. Let you sleep with a hang over.
23. Drink a pint gracefully.
24. Get a round in.
25. Throw a punch.
26. Do magic.
27. Like your friends.
28. Eat a really hot curry.
29. Get to the point.
30. Buy plain envelopes.
31. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.
32. Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying "I'm Cold".
33. Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends.
34. Avoid credit card debt.
35. Dive into a pool.
36. Assemble furniture.
37. Set a video recorder.
38. Not to try to change you.
39. Watch a war film.
40. Understand why flirting results in violence.
41. Spend a day by themselves.
42. Go to the toilet by themselves.
43. Buy a purse that fits in your pocket.
44. Choose a video quickly.
45. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above
 
Ha! There are certainly a few on there that would apply to my other half. However there are three things she can do.
1. Look after me.
2. Look after our daughter (and dog).
3. Make me the happiest person in the world (most of the time!).
 
I think that is about 50% wrong, but there again, I am on a car forum, so perhaps I am not typical.

ps and being cold is a proven medical thing, so ner :p
 
Meh. Observational humour should be:

  1. Correct
  2. Funny
This falls short on both counts and just seems like an exercise in misogyny. :dk:
 
But isn't misogyny a hatred of women. The list could be titled "45 things that endear us to women, because thankfully they're different"! :thumb:

Anyway, I'm sure the lovely lady members could come up with a much longer list of things that men can't do, with multitasking right at the top and followed closely by have compassion.:rolleyes:
 
But isn't misogyny a hatred of women. The list could be titled "45 things that endear us to women, because thankfully they're different"! :thumb:

Anyway, I'm sure the lovely lady members could come up with a much longer list of things that men can't do, with multitasking right at the top and followed closely by have compassion.:rolleyes:

The reason we do not multi-task is that we prioritise :D
 
Good post. Ill use that if I may. (Make small bow to DSM100000 for post of the week)

Many thanks sir! use it freely :D
 

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