500SEC...a persuasive and rational advert

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Definitely not many around at this price and condition :D
 
I'm not sure what's worse; (i) travelling to Manchester in a coach or (ii) being picked up in that heap.
 
I'm not sure what's worse; (i) travelling to Manchester in a coach or (ii) being picked up in that heap.

Re point (ii), to be fair he doesn't say he'd pick you up in that car; mainly, I suspect, because there's little chance of it actually getting to the station.
 
Gentlemen,

You're all missing the point...

As the seller so concisely says - 'you're buying history'...

I wonder how much it might cost me to buy The Battle Of Waterloo...
:)
 
I can't stop laughing.
My favourite:
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]as mentioned new car seekers and idiots STAY AWAY AND WILL BE NOT TOLERATED[/FONT]
 
I reckon you're all being too harsh. I think Tyson Fury would love to buy this particular SEC. Or maybe he secretly wrote the ad??
 
robot seat belt fenders

whatty whatty what? :crazy:

Seat belt butlers :fail

appreciating classic! and a snip at this price!! as mentioned these sell for upto £24000 SO PLEASE READ WHAT I WROTE AT THE TOP OF THE ADVERT!
SO CALLED EXPERTS EXPECTING PERFECTION FOR THIS MONEY WILL BE ESCORTED AND TURNED AWAY

He sounds like a thoroughly pleasant chap :thumb:
 
He's sold eight cars in the last year, all of them cheap bangers, all of them for a Best Offer. By his standards, this is a really REALLY excellent car. He's a very small-time dealer, then, but he gets pretty good feedback, too, and I tend to think he's just not very good at expressing himself, and honest but dopey. Give him a break.

No, I wouldn't buy it, either...
 
This guy must be an Ex Window salesman...
 
A bit of an unusual approach by the seller;). The Zafira he is selling is priced at £1395 at the bottom of the advert. At the top its £950 "not a penny less" but his classified ad price is £895.Strange.
 
Now up for £9k!!!! Now, I'm no salesman but, if I'd been trying unsuccessfully to flog something for (literally) years, I think I'd be inclined to reduce the price a little to make it more appealing, rather than increase it (by 28%!).

One of the strangest ads I've seen.
 
Now up for £9k!!!! Now, I'm no salesman but, if I'd been trying unsuccessfully to flog something for (literally) years, I think I'd be inclined to reduce the price a little to make it more appealing, rather than increase it (by 28%!).

One of the strangest ads I've seen.

But your not taking into account that it's an 'appreciating classic' :D




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He's evidently a total ucktard.
 

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